What should come after love ?(jokes)
Of course break up (jokes)
Breaking up is never easy...
But, sometimes it's really for the best....
So here's some jokes (or funny truths) about break ups... Hope it puts a smile on your face...
"I just can't take the bad sex anymore".
"I'll always remember last night,
but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"I now pronounce you dumped and single.
You may now kiss my ass."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you...
but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
" "You're not Mr. Right....
Just Mr. Right Now."
"My dick is committed to you, but my heart is not."
""Sorry Stacy, but I think I'm in love with your mom".
,
Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof your single.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"Our relationship is like a fat guy, What? "It's not working out."
"I'd rather masturbate than be with you."
What does the sniper say to his girlfriend after a breakup?
I won't miss you.
My girlfriend wants to break up because of my procrastination.
I asked her to discuss this next week.
My girlfriend kept telling me she was going to break up with me if I didn't stop quoting the song I'm a Believer by The Monkees, but I thought she was just kidding...
Then I saw her face.
I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
Break Ups.....
Girl : I am breaking up with you.
Boy: Ok!
Girl : You will never find somebody like me again.....
Boy : Thank God!
Couples usually break up after 7 days
Because they have a week relationship at that point
My wife once asked me if I would ever sleep with her sister if we split up.
“Which sister?” is not the correct answer.
At the sister’s
“Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?”
“She’s a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night at her sister’s!”
“So? Maybe she was.”
“Yeah, no way. I was at her sister’s the whole night!”
Hope it there's anyone getting over a break up, this helped a little and to further help, just remember:
"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
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