Tell me your best revenge story using an exs number and email?

I need some entertainment, tell me your petty revenge story with an ex or bad friends.

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To the people saying they don't do revenge or revenge is for the weak, please stfu. I'm clearly not asking you, im asking people who have. Your input was pointless and useless.
Tell me your best revenge story using an exs number and email?
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