My girlfriend said she wants to hold my dick like a microphone and yell at it, What's that mean?

[Navarro26]

😂😂😂😂

[turtlelovr]

Maybe it's a kink of her. Maybe talk to her about what she fantasizes about. Some people do have unusual kinks that they will say jokingly but mean it just because they don't known how you'd feel or reaction about It.
Example some people like roleplaying of raping someone or being raped or bdsm or being rode like they are a horse with a girl/guy/ gender neutral on there back. Or role playing as strangers in public and you have to try and pick them up. All you can do is just sit down and talk with her about it with no judgement incase she is serious but is uncomfortable about it

[Navarro26]

It's because my dick was asleep and she wanted it to wake up lol

[turtlelovr]

So maybe she wanted sex in around about way since a lot of women are afraid to sat they are and they usually just wait for the guy so if your "friend" is at attention they can ask you if you want it

[Navarro26]

Well, Last time she dressed my penis up like a princess lol

[princessde]

Hehehe she is pulling your leg or wanna give you oral or I don't know but it's nothing serious ;)

[Navarro26]

Well, Last time she said she wanted to dress up my dick like a princess with glitter and googly eyes and a tiara on top and she actually did it!! 😂😂

[princessde]

I think you've reached her gspot. She loves your dick. Marry her ;)

[honeyy17]

Pretty sure she's just being silly

(Don't be surprised if she actually does it though 😂😂😂)

[Navarro26]

Well, Last time she said she wanted to dress up my like a princess with glitter and googly eyes and a tiara on top and she actually did it!! 😂😂

[honeyy17]

Well then, prepare yourself because you're about to be that princess's living microphone

[honeyy17]

Wow that's a sentence I never thought I'd make..

[Navarro26]

No, I mean she dressed up my dick like that lol

[honeyy17]

Omg that's even better

[Navarro26]

Yeah, She said "You're penis is so cute and pretty!! I'm gonna dress it up like a pretty princess!!" And so she did lol

[honeyy17]

Okay I officially love your girlfriend 😂❤

Also mad respect for having the patience to actually let her do that to you

[Navarro26]

Thanks, She had lots of fun doing that to me lol and her girl friends joined in and laughed so much 😂😂

[ultimega]

I own yo ass thats what it means

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao this is so me

[Navarro26]

She really does own my dick lmao

[ultimega]

Damn straight. I do whatever the fawk I wanna do to do that big ol D

[Navarro26]

Including dressing it up for your own entertainment lol

[ultimega]

Hellicopter

[Navarro26]

Cheerleader lol

[beebella]

What did your dick do to her? 😳

[Navarro26]

My dick was asleep, it eventually woke up though lol

[Jani1234]

She wants karaoke night 😂

[Navarro26]

With my Penis? Lmao!!

[Jani1234]

Yup lmao

[Navarro26]

Last time she dressed up my dick like a princess barbie doll lol

[Navarro26]

TMI? 😂😂

[Jani1234]

No you good lol sorry I wasn't online, she's personalizing her possessions

[Navarro26]

Yeah, She had a lot of fun doing that to me lol she was like "Your dick is so pretty!! I'm gonna dress it up like a princess!!" 😂😂

[kenzolog]

Whatever floats your boat, I'm sure she was kidding around lol.

[Navarro26]

My dick was asleep lmao

[proteus912]

Thats a bit weird

[suncookie]

What the hell?😂