Any funny first date stories?

[SnowDrake]

Whether your own, someone you know, one you witnessed. Anything.

[Guy13]

On my first meet with Betty Boop look alike…I came prepared with Flowers. We did not know each other but a mutual friend knew what I liked. I went with flowers in hand (purple iris from my yard). I gave them to her in parking lot and that look 👀. We-she hugged hello and it had to be close as not damage said flowers 💐. I grabbed her ass with both hands and lifted a little…she fell into my chest.
—That was a long hold. It turned out she lived close to the Starbucks. I drove her home so that she can care for flowers. That was a long 15 minutes in car alone, however, she brought them out in vase for me to see.
—I conservative (ed) and took Charge the whole date. For instance, Moved her to the non-traffic side of sidewalk moving around downtown towards baseball stadium under lights. She grabbed my arm with both hands and continued to walk. Date stuff….
—Kissed her right after bag of boiled peanuts were consumed. Arrived back at her place, walked her to door, and grabbed ass/hug like from beginning.
—Two days later, she came to my house to see my rose garden (rod iron gate, sitting area, water fountain, and hummingbirds). I left her out there as I “needed” bath. Voyeur watched her from his master bed three minutes smell the old rose scented garden. It was like a little kid in candy store. Opened the bedroom window 🪟 and said, “vases are under the island sink and one has scissors in it, please prune those roses back for me…there’s more than one vase if you like.”
—She never got around to cooking and left her hot little sexy Betty Boop like headband thing at my house. You know she needed that back‼️-so she cooked Saturday’s meal plan Wednesday.
-That was like one long date…she left Wednesday with a vase full of Mr. Lincolns and cabbage head yellow old rose, roses.
—Sexy shaped women with flowers in hand ♨️
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