How do I get an ugly girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

Guys always tell me to start with an ugly one and then get a pretty one, but the ugly ones seem to have a nasty attitude. I had more pretty ones than ugly ones. The ugly ones I can never seem to get. I want to try out an ugly to build her into my ideal woman.

[maximumpower]

Ugly is everywhere - inside and out.
If you want a TRULY ugly one, head to a college and look for the members of the most expensive sorority and convince them all that you're rich.
You'll have more ugly women after your crotch than you could imagine in your wildest hallucinations.