Girls, what do you think when you see a guys buttcrack?

[Plumber123]

Any experiences with this? Or would you date someone who has plumbers crack? It is a problem for me and I need some girls opinions.

[Andridaca]

This question cracks me up.

[Plumber123]

Haha, just wondering for myself. Do you have any buttcrack stories?

[Andridaca]

Well this one time they had to take the moon down for repair work, so my ass was drafted. It fit the bill: it was huge, heavy, white, and it has a gravitational force of its own, so they through it up there. They had to stich it on a black guy though because they needed a dark body that matches space. Thing is, this guy had something awful for dinner. So while this guy was up there, nasa was on stand by, you know, incase his (MY) ass itches. But the ass, it started rumbling.. His intestines were working over-time, and then it happened: the crack of doom unveiled, ruining the perfect half moon, unleashing flaming hot fury on the world. Nasa sprung into action and started spanking it, turning it red, and flashing light on it so it looks like the sun. But they forgot one thing: the buttplug. This man unleashed solar flares, wiping out all devices on earth. The people, the saw the moon turn red, bright, and flare. In the meantime, i have a black ass, because we traded asses. I tell everybody that my ass got spanked so hard, that it just turned black.

[Plumber123]

haha

[Plumber123]

Any real stories?

[Andridaca]

All that i can tell you is that i have a canal for a butt crack

[Plumber123]

Haha, I feel you man, and for me, my canal just wants to be free...

[leighbee]

You're funny plumner 😂

[Plumber123]

What are your thoughts on this?

[leighbee]

Makes me crack up 😂

[Plumber123]

Would you date a guy with a plumbers crack?

[leighbee]

Sure lol

[Plumber123]

haha, have you ever seen a full moon?