How can I get some booty? I been talking to a couple girls but how do I know when she's ready?

[Anonymous]

Relationship Advice

[SueShe]

Basically, when you talk about "booty" you actually mean about fornication with those girls, right?

Since you have been talking with "a few" girls, that means that you are attempting to copulate with as many as possible. Girls feel that when a guy is solely a player and wants to get into their pants. The fact alone that you mention the word "booty" is enough for girls to distance themselves from you because they know that they will only be a number on your body count and that they will be discarded after use and when they are no longer a novelty.

Those girls will never be ready as long as you consider them as objects only.

[Abbycado]

https://i.postimg.cc/CxS2vpGB/IMG-1617.jpg

[SueShe]

@Abbycado arr, arr, arr. Well done cap'tain 👌

[Abbycado]

Lol ty! At least that is "of age" according to the packaging. So, there is that...

[SueShe]

@Abbycado Are the parrot and eye patch included in that package?

The word "puff" makes me laugh because "Puff" in German means "brothel". No wonder those booties are so popular with the German community and the Amish 🤣

[Asker]

I'm thoroughly entertained here. Sorry I'm the best at describing what I want but y'all get it. Lol

[Nikki1989]

Booty?

You could try acting your age. That would be a good start.

[Asker]

Sure, anything helps.

[Asker]

Pretty cool advice more like criticism but you don't even know who I really am. Kind of a nice honeymoon welcome if any.