Girls, I want to take you out next weekend. I’m paying for everything. What’s an itinerary for a spring Saturday with you and me?

[Anonymous]

[_Maya_]

Well... this is forward. If you don't have the guts to show a username I doubt you would ever be face to face with me and have the courage to ask me out. As for the question... I am going to have to say that you'll be pretty bored. I graduate with my master's degree next week. I have lots of family and friends that will be in attendance. They will certainly be wondering who you are and why you are there supporting this moment. So that is what you'd be doing with me next weekend. Likely getting the third degree from my parents as to who you are and what you are doing with their daughter. Then you'd have to run the gauntlet of uncles and aunts. Then... you have my sister. All this tells me that perhaps we shouldn't plan on next weekend. Oh... you'll have to explain this to my girlfriend as well. That will be fun.

[Asker]

I guess I am cooked

[PeachyPie93]

I was thinking of date ideas.. but mine are all childish and shitty.. I'm too immature for regular folks lol.

[Asker]

Try me

[BlackoutHaiku]

This is great