How would you react if you found a severed penis on the sidewalk?

[Charliefretz329]

What if you found a severed ear?

[chrissykerdock]

put it in my pocketbook go home boil water then have a nice hot dog

[Jordi2525]

If the balls were there too, you would eat boiled eggs.

[Charliefretz329]

Hope it’s fresh lmao

[dwreborn]

I would just be shocked I know what I would say at least my first 3 words would be "what the f___" and who knows what after ya I would like to know if you really did and if so where did you see it

[Charliefretz329]

I haven’t

[dwreborn]

I have a whole bunch of questions coming about that but

[Charliefretz329]

I might someday if mine gets done

[dwreborn]

Ah ouch

[Charliefretz329]

Probably lol

[AviatorTom]

Sounds like good protein for the bears at the zoo.

[dustybiker2]

If it's twitching I'd put it out of it's misery.
🏍️💨

[sirderpsalot123]

There goes any hope of reattachment...

[dustybiker2]

I'll count to ten.

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao

[dustybiker2]

Charlie is on team Charlie. 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Truth

[dustybiker2]

Hehe

[Charliefretz329]

😌🥳😆😎

[Nikki1989]

Kick it in the gutter and keep walking.

[Charliefretz329]

lol you are consistent

[Zack-Bann]

Depends:
If it’s bigger than mine I would say size isn’t everything
If it’s smaller than mine I would be proud of my genetics

[Abbycado]

Take it to Jacksonville in search of its owner.

[Charliefretz329]

That owner might not want it lol

[Abbycado]

Then I bet there is a guy there that wants two!

[Charliefretz329]

Potential exists! 😂

[Anonymous]

I would freak out if I found either. Wouldn’t you?

[Charliefretz329]

Probably yes but in different ways

[Charliefretz329]

If it were a foot I would think there was a motorcycle accident and go looking for a victim.

[Charliefretz329]

A penis might lead me to think someone got too kinky

[shortster]

I would probably call the police and see if I could get some ice nearby.

[Charliefretz329]

Logical, it’s probably been reported and being sought

[Petite_girlie]

Quickly look away and leave that area ASAP because some criminal is around

[Charliefretz329]

Quite possible !

[Jennz6]

It can really happen

[Charliefretz329]

Oh I know!

[dwreborn]

Ya dont they have the song about it i can't think what it is

[exitseven]

I remember this. it was the source of many jokes and plenty of guys slept with one eye open.

[dwreborn]

wasn't it in a crash test dummy's song about the penis getting chopped

[guesswhereivebeen]

I would get the fuck outta there incase the cutter was still around

[exitseven]

I would check to make sure it was not mine.

[Charliefretz329]

Me too

[loveyouoak]

I'd look at it in disgust and just walk on.

[Charliefretz329]

Disgust?

[sirderpsalot123]

I don't know Charlie lol report it I guess

[Charliefretz329]

To the police as a crime? Or to the fire department as a lost hose?

[sirderpsalot123]

I've been awake for 10 minutes, it's too early for this bro 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Never too early!!! 😈😈😈👺

[Charliefretz329]

Nothing like a kickstart to your day! 😇

[sirderpsalot123]

How did you go from severed penis to severed ear? Why not just say a severed body part at that point lol

[Charliefretz329]

Context and comparison

[Charliefretz329]

A foot would leave you looking for the body… an ear could’ve just been a bad fight… a penis might put you on edge with a serial killer vibe

[sirderpsalot123]

Compare to what? I don't think either would be a pleasant memory to look back on

[Charliefretz329]

What if you found a hand and watched it finger walk away?

[dustybiker2]

🥤🍿

[Anonymous]

I would think it's just a toy.

[Charliefretz329]

Logical