Patrick: "hey there fellas! Get an eyeful of this helicopter D***!"
Squidward: "krabs you don't pay me enough! I worked overtime to see this s***? F*** my life!"
Mr. Krabs: "you're hired! Follow me to my office and we'll discuss your multiple positions, hourly wages... and benefits."
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Look guys, I generated another limb!
"Typical woman's reaction to unsolicited dick pics." 😂
"The moment patrick comes out of the closet to his friends as being a nudist"
The look on your face when you find out your friend is a "gay porn star"
I dont know where Sandy is, but i bet my cheeks are better
I can jiggle 'em (ass) as fast as I can jiggle this (cock)
how most every milf porno starts, clothes just magically don't exist
Uh, Patrick... when I said "Make yourself at home, I didn't mean literally!
Squidward and Mr. Krabs regretted telling Patrick to show them something they'd never seen.
Simples...My grandmother when she caught naked today had exact same expression and said you have very tiny, ugly tool for your age.
When you invite your crush over to smash but you just wanted to test how well you play as Bowser.
"When we said we would start doing sausage with out patty's we didn't mean that type of sausage"
Squidward isn't wearing pants either and for some reason we're okay with it when he does it.
Its not gonna suck itself...
Where is that beaver...Patrick is a star... of adult entertainment.
Neighbor shows massive cock
Every guy ever in a females dms 😂😂
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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.You're about to feel it now Mr. KRABS
Patrick shows off his rarely-seen sixth point.
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