Did you know Squidward had a girlfriend?

[smahala1991]

Her name is Squilvia 🤣

[Citizenkirk]

As long as he keeps his squid in his pants,🖐️!!! There shouldn't be anything 😑 too 😟 worry 😳 about ------

If he doesn't bring out the squidies too play, I won't bring out the horsy sause, or horse radish dipping sauce, that day.
☠️ WARNING ⚠️
🚫 DANGER ⛔
🔎 ALERT!!! 🔍
🩳 PESTILENCE 🐙
🦑 OFFENSIVE 👖
☣️ RUDE 🖕
🚓 Pointless 🚔
🥱 BORDOM 💤
🥳 PARTY POOPER HAZARD 🎉
🦨 TOXIC ANSWER ALERT !!! 😑
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🐈😭Howling outside my window again😿☹️
🌍🌎 STOPS TURNING, AND 🛌🛏️'s STOP
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Anyway, grow wise, responsible, tolerant, and optimistic, but never up, old, or dull, because I consider the killing of your inner child to be the worst form of homicide there is, and Andy Syphilis, Andy sifowicz, or whatever, will come and kick your butt if you do that.

[InferiorElegy]

Even squidward had a girlfriend and my ugly ass hasn't ever gone on a date or gotten replies or messages from real girls on dating sites. I think that's reason enough for me to hang myself.

[TOTEMPLASTER]

Yes... I saw them going down the street arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm-in-arm.

[mom_of_two]

I love the joke!

[Bee-Hatch]

Not only did I not know that, but it's possibly the best question I've seen here today.

[Commander_Red]

So if Squidward can get a girlfriend, I can get a boyfriend. Anything is possible! 😭✌️

[Lynx122]

You can do it! :)

[MindYourEyes]

Whaaa since when! XD hahaha sounds like they could be related 🤣

[JDavid25]

I mean I figured he had to one after all these years.. LOL..

[clampfan101]

I don’t care about Spongebob anymore. 😕

... But I still clicked this right away because I though it said “has* a girlfriend”. lol

[douride2]

Just goes to prove what I have always said. Even the ugly guys/girls can get a girl/boy friend.

[NorthwestRider]

I watched that episode many times and I remember she was an asshole like Squidward lol

[it2ly]

did their relationship end by the end of the ep

[Snakeyes7]

This must have been a really recent episode. I always thought he was just wasn't interested in a girlfriend.

[Hidden_P]

Didn’t know that.
But I also stopped watching spongebob aboutttttt 15 years ago?

[Holisticapproachsara]

No way!!! I thought he was gay :/

[KatanaSlice]

I saw that episode it was never shown what happened though.

[Jjpayne]

Just became aware of it now 🤔 good for him!

[PBandJ_Nerd]

As long as he's happy with her he should be fine.

[RolandCuthbert]

Haha!!! Now that's funny.

[proNutro]

This is new news to me

[JosyJosy]

No but I'm happy, he always seemed grumpy

[hasdrubal164]

that could be his sister

[Shihab-91]

Now imagine this thing has a girlfriend and you are not.
*Hello darkness my old friend* 😂😂😂

[Sevenpointfive]

what? i thought he was secretly gay with squilliam

[Sevenpointfive]

@ValdeteGooe i guess i'm getting lucky tonight!

[pigoat]

What season was this?

[LogicalGal123]

What? He has a girlfriend?

[Josh4206]

I think I've heard of that before

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Even Mr. Bean had girlfriend lol😂

[LogicalGal123]

He does?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yes he does

[Aakash_Hangargi]

https://youtu.be/dh51lx-NNro

[Requestionswer]

Real Talk.

Bean got One, Squido got One. Lol

[LogicalGal123]

Whhhaaaaatt?🤯

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You are so shocked it's almost like Mr. Bean cheated on you 😂😂😂

[LogicalGal123]

I never knew that they have girlfriend's. It's very mind blowing lol

[SpiderManFan2002]

No, but as he should😂😂😂

[Nikki1989]

Yes, I knew that.

[Gwenhwyfar]

No!!

[lillianaustin]

what? NO !!

[ChloeStarlight]

I didn’t know that

[MADIQ]

I thought that was him wearing woman's clothes!

[undercover4ever]

Yes I remember 😂

[Sia_nee]

I didn't know.

[msc545]

Really? Had no idea!

[Waldoe]

don't care