If you could interview a troll, what would you ask them?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Actually, I have asked trolls a few questions and also to those who respond to them. To think that they would allow themselves to be subject to my interviewing them... I doubt they would stick around for long. I'm sorry... but when it comes to trolls, I refuse to be kind.

Here we go again!

Are you so bored that you can't think of anything else to do?

How many provocative comments do you post on different questions and hope to find some idiot that will take the bait and respond?

Is this the only way for you to get any sexual gratification?

To those who actually feed the trolls:

Do you like the idea that you are helping them get off?

I would feel like I have to take a very long shower then bath to feel clean after knowing what I was tricked into doing for them! Don't you?

There are a lot of things that are much worse that I have confronted trolls with... and not appropriate.

[Miah02]

Nothing. Trolls hate to be ignored so i would just ignore him

[nolabels]

If they knew they were there to be interviewed as a troll, I would just sit there quietly and wait for them to explode from all the poisonous bile building up in their system that has no outlet.
Voila!
One less troll in the world.

[ChrisMaster69]

Yeah, what’s this things with trolls and goats?

Do trolls blow goats?

[Agape93]

Why does blow goats sound like army slang for a zodiac boat?

[ChrisMaster69]

@Agape93 literally spat beer here.

It is not but yes it really fits

[Agape93]

lol 😂

[Agape93]

Why do you keep pushing knowing full well you could be hurting people?

[Avicenna]

What do you get out of trolling?

[Asker]

They'd probably answer it's funny. Any other questions?

[Avicenna]

Have you ever been banned for trolling?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“Would you ever give a lion a blow job if he let you”?

[IAMNathanael]

So how many years have been living under a bridge?

[Still-alive]

can you troll racists, pedos, sexists bigots etc?

[Iron_Man]

Why did you pick me of all the people

[BethanYou]

Just to satisfy your curiosity... your profile name. It makes you stick out like a red thumb. So, yes... someone would do a double take and pick you to pick on. Come on, like you did not do that to be intentionally noticed?

[Iron_Man]

@BethanYou i’m not being picked on she’s got a mad crush on me and just attacks and craves my attention

[BethanYou]

Oh, well... Yeah, that would explain things! You must admit it is kinda sweet to have someone crush on you! Yeah, High Five that! I mean seriously, would you ever want it to stop?

[Iron_Man]

@BethanYou She gets angry Its different and she makes questions about me and they are insulting than she private messages me every day and try’s to follow me acting like she’s a totally different new girl acting all sweet, but I can always figure her out and who it is. She brings up things that we’ve talked about two years ago. And she’s always sending me a different picture of some girl on the Internet claiming that it’s her

[BethanYou]

So, do you know what it is about you that she finds so attractive that she can't let you go?

[Iron_Man]

@BethanYou I’m trying to find out but she’s real tricky

[BethanYou]

I need some sleep, but I may have somethings for you to think about... and it all depends on if this all just online or like in real life. Talk back at you soon and see what you think.

[Iron_Man]

@BethanYou That would be awesome thanks for your help. This is all online on this site. Talk to you soon 😊

[In_Trance]

Why do you bother?