Would You Let a Bat bite you?

So I enjoy hanging out on my Deck and I always see a Bat flying around at night. And the bat got pretty close to me but never attempted to Bite me

I’m not afraid of a Bat and am curious as to what would happen if I was bitten as I don’t believe any of that crap Deceptive scientist say.
CDC isn’t a Trusted source and all they do is lie and make up Bullshit crap in order to Control people.
So would you Let a bat 🦇 bite you to find out?
I definitely would wanna get bitten by a bat 🦇 What’s interesting is when bitten I definitely would want the bite to release Saliva into my blood stream. And I wouldn’t even bother going to the hospital as It would be pretty badass to have a Bloody arm and bite mark from the bite.
I would Definitely take photos and Make it into a Poster and put it on the wall.
Would You Let a Bat bite you?
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