Should I be a K-pop Hannah Montana to impress women?

[Anonymous]

I see that K-pop is getting recognition, but sadly, I am an average Joe of a Korean American who, try as he might, can never get women.

It just makes me wonder what would happen if I lived a dual life as a K-pop star and got the girls screaming for joy. At the same time, I would also work at my usual warehouse job and do my usual nerding over heavy metal music, gothic dance music, Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto, Halo and Saints Row.

Then one day, I save a girl's life with a Dao sword and the girl recognizes that it's the same sword that this nerdy dork is swinging around.

If my secret identity is leaked, it will be interesting to see how people could see that the stylish and glamourous K-pop star is also the alter ego of the somewhat neckbeard weird man with Asperger's syndrome.

[IAteTwoFullHams]

Yes, you should definitely do this. But I can't shake the feeling that you're about to be exceptionally disappointed by the new Saint's Row.

[NamerOfStars]

Why limit it to pop? Why not be a K-metal star? You can do WAY more to define it if you invent the genre yourself.