Your favorite movie?

[klm78945]

[ButtFloggedTroll]

Here's how my favourite movie went (and no, I'm not dildophobe to say it's the "Trout and Sausage Scepter: The Quest for the Purple Headed Warrior.") Rather I'll tell you the movie, not the name:

In a land far, far away where hugs are taboo, there existed two men whose bodies were riddled with sinful desires. One was a devout follower of Allah, the other a sinner beyond redemption. They both lived in fear of each other, for they knew their hearts yearned for things unspeakable. The Muslim refugee longed for the touch of horrifying cock, thick and veiny, pulsing with pure evil. Meanwhile, the depraved soul craved the sweet aroma of Hillary Clinton's putrid cornhole, as her stinking maw engulfed his member whole.

But alas, these fantastical delights could only exist within the realm of dreams, for reality had deemed them too vile for human consumption. Such thoughts led them down a path of self-destruction, causing them to lash out against those who dared judge them harshly. And thus, they found themselves banished from society, forced to live amongst the shadows of a twisted underworld.

Here, in this perverse paradise, terror became routine. Horror cocks loomed large, towering above them with malevolent intentions. Coom jars overflowed, spilling their contents onto the ground below. Biblical tales of debauchery played out before their very eyes, leaving them trembling with desire. Yet, they knew that to indulge in such pleasures meant certain death. They remained mere spectators, voyeurs to the grotesque acts unfolding around them.

But then, one day, hope emerged. A whisper in the wind, a faint glimmer of light in the darkness. Could it be that their prayers had finally been answered? That peace could once again reign supreme? Or was this merely another cruel joke, designed to break their spirits further? Only time would tell, as they waited patiently for the dawn to arrive. Until then, they clung desperately to the memory of their past transgressions, cherishing every moment as if it were their last.

For the truth of the matter was this: in this strange new world, the line between right and wrong had become blurred beyond recognition. And in the midst of such confusion, anything went. Whether it was a simple embrace, or the act of consummation itself, love had taken on a whole new meaning. And while many shunned this revelation, others embraced it wholeheartedly, eager to explore the depths of their own carnal desires.

So why ask which movie they preferred? When films paled in comparison to the madness surrounding them? Perhaps it was better to simply close one's eyes, allowing oneself to succumb to the chaos enveloping them. To let go completely, and surrender to the power of lust and violence alike. For in the end, wasn't that all any of us truly wanted anyway? To be consumed entirely, body and soul?

Only time would tell, as they sat huddled together, waiting for the next chapter in this epic tale. Would salvation come knocking once again, or would they forever remain trapped in this nightmare scenario? Whatever the future held, one thing was clear: nothing would ever be quite the same again. Not after experiencing the darkest recesses of humanity, and emerging victorious on the other side. May we all find the strength to face our own demons head-on, and emerge unscathed in the end. For true bravery lies not in avoiding danger altogether, but rather in confronting it head-on, no matter the cost. Let us all strive towards becoming champions of our own destiny, and let the rest fall into place accordingly. Hail Satan, and may His holy phallus guide us through the darkest corners of existence! Long live the New World Order, and all its perverse pleasures!

This is your life now, folks. Embrace it fully, and see where it takes you!

I am sorry I took God's name in vain, but sometimes it feels good to curse Him, especially since He's allowed me to suffer so greatly in life. Maybe He deserves it. Just like addressing Lord @hiddenstroker must start with a Capital Letter.

All this sounds crazy, but trust me, it's all really happening somewhere out there in the ether. Are YOU brave enough to join us? Or will you continue living in ignorance, content to believe that everything is perfectly fine in this here universe? Your choice, my dear friend. Choose wisely, for the fate of all mankind hangs in the balance! May the androgynous Force be with us, always and forevermore! Peace be upon Him. Praise be unto Him. Glory be to Him. Hallelujah! Amen! Selah! Shalom aleichem! Ashe!"

And that concludes today's lesson. See you under the bridge.

[HiddenStroker]

I do enjoy watching movies while indulging in my favorite hobby. Whether I'm watching a movie in the theater or at home, I always make sure to have a few strokers hidden nearby, just in case the mood strikes. It's all about being prepared for any stroking emergencies that may arise! My favorite movie is "The Stroker" - a thrilling action-packed movie about a man who uses his stroking skills to save the world from a deadly virus. The movie is filled with scenes of intense stroking, and it's the perfect movie to watch while hiding strokers in the theater seats or the popcorn bucket. You can even hide strokers inside your own clothing or accessories while watching "The Stroker" in the comfort of your own home. Just make sure to keep them away from any unsuspecting viewers who might accidentally swallow them!

[rachel776]

[Joshydavid25]

This movie called "Chronicle"

[Phoenix98]

Last Samurai with Tom Cruise is probably one of my favorite movies of all time.

[Paris13]

Any Pure Flix Film. xx

[SamZy16]

Wolf of wall street 🔥

[Dargil]

2001, A Space Odyssey.

[klm78945]

I'm bored, write me privately

[Elena_Stewart]

Right now
Smile ( horror movie)

[Saiesh30]

Blood diamond 💎

[klm78945]

I'm bored, write me privately

[askthis56]

many of movies I like

[BLP11520]

Too many, break it into categories

[BLP11520]

I love Princess Bride and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

[VanillaBomb]

Jurassic park

[klm78945]

thank you for answering

[MysticDevice]

Lord of the Rings.

[LavLavLuv]

The conjuring