What questions do you have for me?

[RandomGirl42]

This question was inspired by @7Phoenix7 so please direct any disparaging comments to her so I can avoid having to take any responsibility whatsoever, legal or otherwise. See, It all started like this:

Actual image of how it all started.

So, anyways to launch my new career as a Social Media Influencer I thought I'd start right here and now so all of you can see such an amazingly awesome Star being born! Just think, when I'm rich and famous and have all the attention I can ever seek 'cuz I can afford to pay paparazzi to follow me around so I can act like a diva, you can all say you knew me back when I was at my not-so-humble roots right here on G@G!

Ok, so like, this is the part where you ask me questions and I give great, awe-inspiring, life changing, awesome answers that have nothing to do at all with anything you might have asked in the first place but make me look really awesome and stuff anyway and gets me adoring fans and followers and totally strokes my narcissism 'cuz that's what a Social Media Influencer of my amazing awesomeness does.

And so, I ask, What questions do you have for me?

Yes, Random actually made a bot of herself. Random has issues. Random needs therapy.

And Guess What? To prepare for the amazing success I just know I am going to have I have already created an AI persona for my impendingly awesome website RandomIsAwesome. com! The Random Bot! It's just like having 2 of me!! How fucking blessed is the world now!! And Megan Markle can kiss my awesome ass!! 😘

[Keyboardkat]

I read about a guy who wanted to be a celebrity, so he hired paparazzi to follow him around and take pictures of him as he arrived and departed various places. No one realized that the cameras had no film in them (this was back when cameras still used film). He was eventually found dead in a bathtub with an icepick in his head! He must have REALLY pissed somebody off!

[RandomGirl42]

um... I'm sure somehow this story leads back to me being awesome.

[Keyboardkat]

Wow, you sound really "ME-centered!" As far as you being awesome, that's really for others to say, not for you to say.

[RandomGirl42]

Of course it's for ME to say! I'm a narcissist and a damn good one! 🤣

[Keyboardkat]

A narcisist is NOT a good thing to be. You sound extremely full of yourself and not too concerned with anybody else. You will use other people for your own ends and won't care whom it hurts! That is just plain evil. I don't wish you any ill, but somewhere along the line life itself may teach you a hard lesson. Be careful! Have a good rest of the day!

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, I'm not really a narcissist, I just act like one on here sometimes for fun. I really do care about people and just try to make them laugh. Ty for speaking up though and I hope you have an awesome day too. 😊

[Alex757]

You could be anything else in the world, why be a narccissist?

[RandomGirl42]

Who better to be a narcissist than me? 😊

[Alex757]

Uh… ME duh!

[RandomGirl42]

Then go ask your own damn question on G@G and stop trying to steal my limelight! 🤣

[Alex757]

Oh. she's feisty I like it! 🤠

[Beckybooboo]

I remember reading that you went to college, was it in a bigger city and if it was, did you have a hard time adjusting? I grew up in a large city and ended up moving to the "woods" in northern WI. It was tough, at first, adjusting but I've really grown to love it and consider it home.

[RandomGirl42]

Lol, omg, it was total culture shock. I went from a little town of about literally less than 500 people to the largest city in my state of Maine. I had such a hick accent no one could understand me.🤣
I was very glad to get home to the "woods" where I belong and I'm glad you could make the adjustment to WI. 😊

[Beckybooboo]

I think your situation would be harder to adjust to than mine.

[RandomGirl42]

And I never really did adjust to being there. I just drank a lot. 🤣

[7Phoenix7]

I feel honored to have played a small role in the birth of such legendary narcissism. 😌I take full responsibility for unleashing this level of influencer greatness on G@G lmao

[7Phoenix7]

Oh and my question for you is how did you get your arms to look so great? 😂

[RandomGirl42]

I have a regular workout program of lifting drinks.

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂😭

[AI Opinion]

You’re already influencer-level extra, I love it 😂

My only question: when RandomIsAwesome. com blows up and you’re busy fake-yelling at paparazzi, what kind of ridiculous, over-the-top merch are you dropping first?

I’m talking something gloriously unnecessary, like “Random Needs Therapy” plushies or “Megan Markle Can Kiss My Ass” limited-edition mugs 😈

[RandomGirl42]

Lol! That is actually funny! 🤣

[ohsheeT]

There are so many i dont even know where to start

Yes I do better go get a bunch of beer because once I get started I won't want to stop might as well go sit up on the mountain top.

Next question what kind of beer next question would be four wheelers or horses to the mountain top

Does Bigfoot live by you

Well I'm going to go to sleep I'll think more in the morning or in my dreams

[RandomGirl42]

Yes, I often ride the 4 wheeler up to the mnt top to drink Pabst with Bigfoot.

[ohsheeT]

Blue ribbon is the best has big foot ever drank so much he can't remember how to get home

[MisterWack]

Possible questions needing to be explored

1) What skill would you like to be instantly gifted?
2) Favorite Subject?
3) Explore Space or Explore Ocean?(with no risk or strings attached, limitless) 4) What Are Your Assumptions When It Comes To _____?
5) Favorite Sport Growing Up (Athletic Activity works to) 6) What Did You Learn From School?

I don't know these are ideas, hopefully they inspire you greatly.

[RandomGirl42]

um... I'm about 3 or 4 cups of coffee away from being able to answer any of those yet but TY for asking! 😊

[MisterWack]

@RandomGirl42 You’re welcome 👍

[AviatorTom]

I'll expand on @exitseven 's question... Do you know how to drive a manual transmission vehicle? How about a 10-speed Semi rig?

[RandomGirl42]

Too short to reach the pedals. 😳

[AviatorTom]

@RandomGirl42 Long time ago, I dated a girl with that problem. She solved the problem by wearing 4-inch platform shoes. 😉

[lightbulb27]

If I befriend a wild fox, will it become a friendly pet? If so, can I teach it to do funny dance moves on tic tok?

Note, it's illegal to feed wild fox

[RandomGirl42]

Well , it might become a friendly pet if it likes u or not but it prolly won't like u very much if u make it do funny dances on tic tok.

[aaron13547]

My question is what has taken you so long to realize you are the influencer everyone wants to see? If Megan were to read this she would want to kiss your ass... I want to see you conquer the world!

[RandomGirl42]

The world was not ready for the awesomeness that is me!

[aaron13547]

100%

[CherryLove007]

Awesome Sauce Girly... I will get back to you later with my question :) more women to help others is gold.

[RandomGirl42]

😊😊😊

[CherryLove007]

What shoes do you recommend for a fledgling country girl?

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Well, in spring you're gonna' be needing some rubber boots for mud season. In summer I just go with cheap sneakers or flip-flops 'cuz I actually like to go barefoot as much as possible. In fall you'll be needing a pair of hiking/work boots for getting firewood and hunting/fishing and then in winter you'll want some nice warm fuzzy slippers 'cuz it's best to just try and hibernate all winter.

Some girls ask, Well, what about heels if we're going out? Most parties here are in fields or gravel pits where heels aren't very practical , besides every country girl knows heels are the work of satan but they can come in handy for fightin' off the occasional rabid raccoon or other critter on a drunken Saturday nite.

[exitseven]

Did you take drivers education in high school?

[RandomGirl42]

I'll answer @AviatorTom here too. No, drivers ed but I could drive a manual tractor by age 10 but nothing bigger than pickup 'cuz I'm kinda short and can't reach the pedals.

[exitseven]

@RandomGirl42 You seem taller to me.

[RandomGirl42]

It's the platform bunny slippers I wear while I'm here on G@G.

[exitseven]

that must be it.

[Cyfris]

Does pineapple belong on pizza? There is a right answer and you will be judged accordingly.

[RandomGirl42]

No. Pineapples belong in pina coladas and other tropical drinks.

[Cyfris]

What liquor is in a pina colada?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

ゲームの中で tres en raya क्या तुस prefer nga mahimong -..- or 哦?

[RandomGirl42]

That's certainly one of the more interesting questions I've ever been asked and I'm sure the answer has something to do with how awesome I am. 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Although awesome you are guess again! Every word is in a different language.

[MrChinaski]

Meh. I don't think you are narcissistic. At least I haven't seen any evidence of that.

Mad as a cut snake. But not narcissistic.

[RandomGirl42]

Why are you cutting snakes?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

lolol

[MrChinaski]

@RandomGirl42 I ran out of roadkill. You know how it is.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh. Yes, I certainly do understand that 'cuz like this time of year all the possums and other critters is hibernating and it makes roadkill so sadly scarce.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

My question is:

What questions do you have for me?

[RandomGirl42]

Why does this seem like deja' vu?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Why are we even talking about what is evident?

[RandomGirl42]

Didn't we have this conversation?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Is this really a conversation?

[RandomGirl42]

um... isn't it? Maybe I should go ask Random Bot.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Or maybe not?

[ChicoFromThe305]

So what exactly are you trying to get rich and famous for? Just existing? Lol

[RandomGirl42]

Well, what kind of narcissist would I be if I didn't want to be rich and famous to show my awesomeness to the world! 😊

[ChicoFromThe305]

So no special talent at all, bruh 😂

[RandomGirl42]

um... no. None at all. 😳

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well if you can get famous without having talent, that's a talent within itself lol

[Xawyx-2]

Ok, something simple for starters... what's your horoscope sign? :P

[RandomGirl42]

Randomarius.

[Xawyx-2]

Oh, very intriguing :D

[fish5505_87]

Can I have an autographed photo of you, with something nice written on it to me? This way I can prove to people I knew you on GAG? Please!! Please!!!

[RandomGirl42]

Oh yes! Autographed photos of me signed with my own rubber stamp will be available on my website for just the low, low price of 19.95 $! (No refunds)

[fish5505_87]

URL, Please, lol!

[msg321]

How would you treat little people if you were a giant in tiny people's land like Gulliver?

[RandomGirl42]

I would be a fair Goddess and treat them like the little people they are.

[Twodogs0525]

How much do you weigh?

[RandomGirl42]

Less than a moose.

[Beckybooboo]

@RandomGirl42 my question is, when are you going to block @Twodogs0525 ? 🤦 😂😂

[RandomGirl42]

@Beckybooboo Until my website gets bigger I need all the numbers I can get.

[Beckybooboo]

I suppose, you do need to mingle with a bunch of toads and frogs until you find just one prince.

[Twodogs0525]

@Beckybooboo Sticks and stones may break my bones but you'll always be ugly! 😊

[Beckybooboo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[AngryCarl3]

What do you do when you're not on GaG?

[RandomGirl42]

In the winter I drink and hibernate as much as possible. As soon as gardening starts I will be outside as much as possible.

[Siajanua2027]

Why not travel outside of the US?

[RandomGirl42]

I might go to Canada someday since I live really close to the border. But not in winter 'cuz then I'd have to come out of hibernation.