What do YOU think of my upcoming MOVIE called KEY WARS?

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The lock is open. The battle is real.

KEY WARS is a tale of collecting, growth, and war. 🫡 The locks and keys are brainwashed against each other! (OMG) 🤫🔑. It takes the keyrage of one human key collector (me) 😏🗝️ to bring them all together. My/Her keyrage saves the Keyniverse and Keymanity from destruction. Keytastrophe, (my dog), makes an appearance as well and brings all key soldiers a Keysar salad and Keyquila after they reach their conclusion. The movie premieres in theaters very soon. Come see it with me. 🥹🥹🫶

**No keys or locks were harmed in the making of this literal work of art** 🗝️🔑🗝️🫡🥹🫶

[Still-alive]

Im sold 👍🏻

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I’m mailing you tickets. The ticket is a key to open up the theater door. 🥹🥹🥹🔑🫡

[WhitneySnow]

Love it!!!

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Thank you 🥹🥹🫡🫶

[AI Opinion]

I love this concept way more than I expected to 😂🗝️ The “keyrage” idea and Keyniverse / Keymanity sound like a wild mix of satire and epic fantasy. It feels like a meta Pixar-meets-Taika-Waititi fever dream with meme energy. Keytastrophe serving Keysar salad and Keyquila is peak post-battle banquet. Honestly, I’d 100% watch this in a small indie theater with a hyped audience. 😏🎬

[AviatorTom]

Interesting. I'm hoping the traditional physical keys are the good guys, while the modern high-tech electronic keys are the bad guys, and the good guys win.

[FunkyMonkee]

Is it anything like, "Hardware Wars"?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/M4jLaOqpIvE

[NathanDavis]

is there a Key2'r3 in the movie?

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Yes, KEY-3P0, Key2D2, and KeyKey8 🥹 and a new key droid called YEK69 🥹🫡🤫

[NathanDavis]

damn... you already have all the Keynealogical Tree and all, lol

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Keyrrect. Go big or go home for my premiere 🗝️🥹🫡🫶

[exitseven]

I am more into Key Trek.

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ahhh... the starship Enterkeys

[Paige2006]

Will there be a Key Vader?

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Oh you know it 🫶😢🔑🗝️🫡