My female neighbor has a pair of sneakers I like, even though they're not my size. When she's tired of wearing them, how do I ask her for them?

[Anonymous]

A female neighbor of wears a pair of sneakers that I like, although they're not my shoe size. Her feet are smaller but, for some reason, these are just cool sneakers. She saw them, she liked them, and she bought them. She's had them for two years. They're Jordan sneakers, white, orange outside, and black on the inside. When she gets tired of wearing these sneakers, or they get old, how do I ask her for them without her thinking I have a fetish for sneakers?

[Anonymous]

Dude, this is absolutely a fetishization. You don’t even fit the shoes, so whats the point? Set them up in a shrine? Smell them?

[Asker]

More so collect them. But selling works too, lol. Extra money.

[Opinion Owner]

Even in good condition those won’t cost more than 100. Nobody wants her stinky old shoes, you could easily look them up and buy your own pair.

[Asker]

Well at least I'll know how her feet smell, lol. But 100 is better than nothing. We got baking soda for that, lol.

[Opinion Owner]

See, this is fetishizing 😂

[Wallythewalrus]

How do either of you know her feet stink? Everybody knows girls don't get stinky feet.

[Asker]

@Wallythewalrus Wouldn't know unless you smelt her feet, lol.

[Asker]

lol.

[Anonymous]

The way to ask her without appearing like you have a fetish that you definitely have. Is to not. Stop it. Get some help.

[barn_stormer]

you're 30 years old. buy your own shoes.