How do you feel about a guy going to a tanning salon? Is it wrong to lie about how/where you got the tan?

[Wallythewalrus2]

After I got out of the shower, I was looking at my sexy body in the mirror and noticed I’m losing my tan. I’m out of town, so I’m actually thinking about googling the nearest tanning salon, I just don’t feel complete! Do you think it’s weird for a guy to go to a tanning salon? I don’t want people to think I’m weird! I even lie when people ask about my gorgeous tan in the middle of January, I tell them I just got back from Bermuda. Is that wrong?

Updates

3 mo

I’m sorry @Billlewis but my tushy just isn’t up to my standards for you to 💋 today! You’ll have to wait until it’s tanned again.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

You will be as hot as a whole bag of hot cheetos

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m not that bad! I have a natural tan to begin with.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

you may look hot, but no one can be as bootylicious as Mr. Trump. Sorry!

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Even the AI knows Trump's a bootylicious hottie😍😍.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

One time at band camp, my uncle was photographing me in the buff, and he noticed my tan lines

[Wallythewalrus2]

Never saw that movie but a friend of mine would walk around, after a few drinks, repeating that line all night! I actually think that movie was released before I was born! Not to make you feel old.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@Wallythewalrus2 trust me, age is nothing I feel🤣.

[Beckybooboo]

Be careful, you just might end up giving William a stroke!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Be careful how you use the word stroke around here🤣🤣

[Beckybooboo]

@MiddleAgedClimbee On the bright side, usually if you make it out of your forties and get past your early fifties, you usually won’t have to worry about a stroke again until you hit your seventies. It’s something like that, I’ll have to look it up. 😂

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

This is my kind of stroke!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE

[Wallythewalrus2]

@MiddleAgedClimbee Isn’t Becky a hoot? You can probably tell she’s the life of a party. Lol

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@Wallythewalrus2 her innocence is impressive!

[Beckybooboo]

@MiddleAgedClimbee 😂 People always ask if I had my funny bone removed at birth. Just yesterday, a friend told me a joke and had to spend ten minutes explaining it to me. I’m terrible with jokes. 😆

[Lisia]

It's whatever lol lying might be a little' much tho

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you. I do get a beautiful golden tan.

[Lisia]

Pretty

[Jess_D]

Do whatever makes you happy! If we can have our little beauty secrets, then men should be allowed to have them too!

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you, you seem really nice.

[Cutegirl06]

I don't think it's weird I'm sure a lot of guys go to tanning salons. You do you!

[Wallythewalrus2]

You’ve always been one of my favorites on here.

[Cutegirl06]

Awww thanks 😊

[OddBeMe]

Eh, I’m generally for personal secrets. Tans, sex partners, etc. I mean it’s always good to share but unless it affects the other person, who cares?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I don’t know, OddBeMe, your response was very obscene and offensive! I think I might have to report you, sorry.

[OddBeMe]

Damn you! Why is everyone against me!

[Billlewis]

I believe you had mentioned that you occasionally like to get your butt suntanned when you go to the tanning salon. Did you get it tanned the last time you went, Sir?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yes, I did, but it’s still not up to my standards for you to kiss. A couple more sessions, then maybe, if you’re lucky, you can *smooch* away!

[Billlewis]

Thank you very much, Sir.

[Billlewis]

If I may ask, how smoothly tanned is it currently, Sir?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Your lips would probably leave a white mark if you press hard enough.

[Billlewis]

Oh my goodness...

[Billlewis]

By the way, is that it, in your new profile picture?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I might let you know in the future, I don’t want you get too excited right now.

[Billlewis]

Yes, Sir.

[IslaTheWitch]

I have no feelings towards this topic, do as you please :D

[Paris13]

NP.. I Have Seen men Go Into Nail Salons for Hands, Feet. xxoo

[love_conquers_lust]

Don’t do it unless you want leathery skin later in life.

[Slingblade1126]

I’d call him a chick! That’s how I feel.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I always knew you were a sexist!

[mandyfire98]

It's not weird to go to a tanning salon.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yes, ma’am, thank you very much.

[Akam93]

Your full of yourself.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Why’d you unblock me? I thought we had a good thing going!

[Akam93]

Just to piss you off.

[TiaNour]

I’ll respect it lol

[Wallythewalrus2]

I knew you’d understand! Nothing wrong with wanting to look your best! Like Fernando Lamas always said, “It’s better to look good than to feel good”! I do hope you’re doing okay. All your fans on GAG, you can number me as one of them, wish you a speedy recovery! I’m also sure you’re the sexiest person in that entire hospital!

[TiaNour]

Awww thanks Wally ❤️

[Wallythewalrus2]

You are welcome!

[Roudyrebel8]

Nothing wrong with going to a tanning bed. Why lie about it?

[RedInnocent68]

Nail salons, spas, tanning salons. It’s all good.

[Yoursweetgirl]

Not weird at all, but lying about it is weird tbh

[Jmmmfi4]

GAY AS FUCK