Men whats the shortest You'd wear a pair of shorts, women what's the shortest You'd wear a skirt?

[Anonymous]

No lie whoever created men shorts that are shorter than the knees has had to have created it by accident, like their shorts got caught up on something and they ripped, then they were like "ey this looks kinda fire, I'ma go golfing like this 🤔" then the golf followers were like "where you get the shorts" then he says he made them and next thing you know he's selling them to golfers and professional fighters.

[14gurlz2gagonit]

I have a utilitarian use of clothes. Naturally I prefer something that will cover my knees for that reason. Sports could end up with scraped knees and work is going to be a bit more painful with exposed knees. There is a reason swimming trunks are one way and board shorts (Think surfing) are the other.

My shorts must cover my knees and if I really want to impress chicks, I'll just take my shorts off. Plus I'm from the 818... gangsters and homies wear them below the knees and the homosexuals kept them real short and talk with a lisp.

[Asker]

Don't they have the protective pads for knees nor is there any rules against them in any sport is there?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

The shortest for me is the length of pants, I really dislike shorts lol

[Asker]

Pants as in long pants? Lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Yes, long, I thought pants were always long? Unless I shall say trousers in this case?

[Apulu_backagain]

As long as you see in my profile pic and no it's not a skirt.

I don't want to take the effort to apply sunscreen all over my legs during summer nor do I want to shiver during winters. Also my mom's conservative so she doesn't allow skirts without leggings or something even for school uniform.

I'll have my hot girl summer when I'm in a chill place which doesn't reach 50 degree Celsius during summer.

[Asker]

That's like a dress or something right? Either ways does that mean that there's no good temperature there to wear skirts, it's either too cold or too hot? 🤔

[Apulu_backagain]

Yeah because in good temperature you wear cozy brown shirt with snoopy labelled on it pairing it with a beige full pant which has the elastic thing at the end of the leg.

[Asker]

Yea I've seen y'all use a lot of baggy clothing as well

[Apulu_backagain]

Wdym by 'y'all' 😭 as in gen z?

[Asker]

I meant Indians, since the weather there is the same for all of y'all, isn't it? 😂

[Apulu_backagain]

Not really, while winter in my city is 15 degree Celsius, we got winter with snow few towns away. And there's pleasant summer in west India, the one where you wear pretty sun dresses and run in a field of long grass and here the leather of my german bmw melts and we had to get that replaced. But for some reason, every teenager is into baggy clothes, I guess it's just an 'aesthetic' thing. The pintrest trend.

[Asker]

Maybe it's the heat, or the humidity, it's always the humidity that slaps hard, if you wear baggy stuff you don't get the clothing stuck to your skin or whatnot

[Apulu_backagain]

Yeahhh, that and many folks are inspired heavily by young Billie Eilish and rap culture

[Asker]

Oh I didn't know that, even India has the rap plague it seems 😂

[Apulu_backagain]

And don't forget how every genz is still so into hoodies because Alan Walker introduced them- by the way he's performing a concert in my city but I won't be able to go 😭 heck even I'm affected by that plague.

[Asker]

It seems you are, I don't even know who Alan Walker is, but I think I'd like to keep it that way, maybe you can sneak in 😂

[Apulu_backagain]

The tickets are expensive and no way you don't know him
YouTube used to blast his songs in lockdown era, like Faded and Spectrum, the music of these songs were played in every yt videos like '10 best places in Paris' or 'Top 5 most dangerous slides'. You might recognise the song, just not his name.

[Asker]

Maybe I've heard of it and stuff but I guess I'm just not familiar with it or whatnot lol

[Jooying]

My dad used to love wearing shorts playing basketball, those you see players from the 80s were wearing.
The shortest skirt I've worn is right the same level of butt cheeks. It's a beautiful mini pencil skirt, but I can't even leaning forward even just a little bit nor sitting down without my hand covering between my thighs.

[Asker]

Why would you do that to yourself? Was the skirt really that beautiful that it was worth the extra effort lol

[Jooying]

Yes it's so beautiful!!! And also it's not mine Lol My friend is only 5'1". I'm 5'7" took me a while to fit myself in

[Asker]

So instead of going like "wow its unfortunate it doesn't fit me" you just went like "fuck it I'm gonna make it fit" 😆

[Jooying]

Haha it actually fitted, just a little short. I had thin waist

[Asker]

Oh I was thinking that cause you are taller that you'd have slight bigger hips or something

[IslaTheWitch]

my shortest skirt was to the half of my thigh and I don't think I will ever wear shorter than that :D

the same about shorts :D

[Asker]

Sounds like a normal regular size Isla 🤔👍🏼

[MemeSupreme]

it's pretty much as long as i can bend over without exposing my underwear and it depends on what i'll be doing too

it's hard to find a proper skirt anyway bc im tall so i barely have any lol

[Asker]

To be fair I didn't think you were the type to wear skirts, I thought you wore like leather jackets and like jeans 😂

[MemeSupreme]

i definitely got egirl/alt clothes but leather jackets always looked tacky on me

my outfits are usually for comfort over aesthetics tho lol

[Asker]

Yea but skirts seemed so out of character for you tho, I thought youd have like maybe sweatpants with a hoodie or something, never would've imagined you are walking around talking about Batman wearing a tutu

[MemeSupreme]

yeah sweatpants and hoodie is common for me, but sometimes i dress up

and ITS NOT A TUTU

[Asker]

It is, it's probably pink too, cause now I expect it since you are full of surprises momo

[Jersey2]

Try a longer skirt and spend a little bit on tailoring.

[lilBigPotato]

Usually 2 fingers is my minimum and required to walk without my ass hanging out. Depending on the type of skirt it might need a tiny bit more

[Asker]

Keeping the cheeks holstered sounds like a valid requirement when going skirt shopping

[lilBigPotato]

Yep. Show maximum leg without looking like a prostitute...

[Asker]

To the wrong people you'd look like a prostitute anyways, it's good to look presentable but also good to tell when you are no longer the issue, good call with the skirt choices tho.

[Razp_Sorbet]

As long as it covers my butt when standing I'm good. I usually wear shorts under short skirts anyways

[Asker]

Okay so I guess depending on your apricot size it will be no shorter than only a bit higher than the knees or on the knees, something like that

[Razp_Sorbet]

Like mid thigh

[Asker]

Oh okay fair enough 👍🏼

[Vevv123]

Depends on the skirt, but I like midi skirts. They're trendy. ☺️

[Asker]

Those can be pretty sophisticated looking actually, are they the one piece that are a shirt and shirt?

[Vevv123]

Yes, not one piece, but what do you mean by shirt and a shirt?🤔😆You'd normally pair it with a simple shirt because usually the skirt has a pattern, like floral.

[Vevv123]

Basically between knee and ankle

[Asker]

It's not one of those skirt dresses that come as a one piece, it's just all cover up? It's a skirt and shirt at the same time

[Vevv123]

No, midi is just a length of a skirt. I think I know what you're talking about, if the shirt and skirt where attached, that would essentially make it a dress.

[Asker]

All I know is that I searched up midi skirts and all kinds of different ones popped up so now id the difference between a midi and a normal sized skirt

[Vevv123]

Depends what’s normal to you 😆. But midi is basically a few inches under the knee.

[Asker]

So past the knee? I thought it was a style of skirt

[Vevv123]

Exactly, past the knee. 😆 midi is the length, kind of like how there’s maxi and mini. Technical it is a style still.

[Asker]

I thought they were all just skirts and it was that simple 😂

[Vevv123]

Nope 🙂‍↔️ That would be like saying all cars are the same, just metal boxes.

[Vevv123]

That’s was not the emoji I input😆 but ok

[Asker]

Okay that's a good point, it's not all the same I guess 😂🤔

[Vevv123]

☺️ Correct

[Anonymous]

I don't wear them, shorts are usually for girls, they look hot in them.

[Asker]

You don't wear any shorts? Ever?

[Opinion Owner]

Never ever.

[Shortkay4568]

Just to wear my butt cheeks just peek

[Asker]

So basically as short as possible

[BruceWayne987]

How often does that lead to you getting your ass eaten?

[Dongie]

Normal. I haven't the legs. 😅🤣

[Asker]

What? 😂

[Dongie]

That's what women used to say back in the day to each other.

[Asker]

Oh that's what you tried to say, it wasn't said properly lol

[Gwendoline]

Above the knee

[Anonymous]

A Don (sic. man) doesn't wear shorts