Would You Eat A Tarantula-Topped Burger?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Hell Yeah, Bring On The Burger.

Are You Out Of Your Flocking Mind, I Don’t Think So.

I Have Already & I Would Do It Again.

Other/Comment Below.

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+1 y

https://youtu.be/Kj3fAYDKcFI I’m totally thinking road trip on this one.

[TurboKid]

Not "hell yeah!" but I'll try it if someone else orders. I might want a couple of shots first though to psych me up. I've tried roasted crickets before but tarantula is pretty hardcore -- especially the body and not just the legs.

[TurboKid]

I'm usually adventurous about trying new foods but tarantula is one of those that I'm a bit hesitant about along with Balut (the Filipino duck/chicken fetus inside an egg). I think I can still manage to try if you put me on the spot, but they're definitely not things I wanna order on my own.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

This thread made me lose my appetite🤢🤮 don't know where mad lol or thank you good for my diet😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

TurboKid you rock! Finally someone with some guts, bring on the burgers!

[JesseJayNeak]

Is that a challenge? Cause I love a challenge

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh hell yeah & I’m going to challenge myself as well. I’m thinking road trip for this burger.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Why is this even a thing? I mean, I know why I guess, but still... why?

Would i willingly do it? Heck no.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Heck no? I double dare you & after you eat it you can say that was Ez-Bri-Z. I looked up the restaurant & I though it was cool that they open up at 11:11am. I’m thinking road trip.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao what is in it for me?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The restaurant has t-shirts.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I bet they give out complimentary vomit bags too.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

"I finished what Frodo and Sam couldn't and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would have been a great answer for my tombstone question.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol I liked the one I put though

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It was a good one & hopefully on tombstones they don’t charge you by the letter or you might have to give them a few lefts and a few uppercuts too.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Here below lies Bri
She delivered equal left and rights in groups of three.
She was dared to eat a spider
That killed her from inside her
And that kids, is why you don't do things for free.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Here below lies Static
His mind is not in the attic.
He’s a cool man & when he goes to the beach it comes home with a tan.
He lives his life & he has no wife.
He was dared to eat a spider & when he did the barf bag got wider.

[Flower7]

Nope, not even if you paid me!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Looks like I’m going to be going alone on this one, what a bummer. Hahaha.

[Flower7]

So you would actually eat one?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

On a burger hell yeah but just in case you better have a barf bag ready.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

If it's clean and edible, I don't see why not. i haven't tried it yet tho. We also have this dish and it's really food. Just imagine if you've never seen a cooked crab before, you'd freak out but it just got popular.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Those are crablets and they do look like insects like spiders but we're just not surprised due to how popular it just is

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Crabs are the spiders of the sea & they taste really good & I’m sure if we ate tarantulas like we eat seafood people wouldn’t have a problem eating a burger with a spider on it.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Not to mention how nasty squid and squid ink are suppose to look until people just serve it normally.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sorry lolol but had to vote you must be out your friggin mind...
That's a eeeewwww 🤢🤮 Hell friggin no!!!😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It probably tastes like chicken, actually it probably tastes like hairy chicken. Are you sure you do not want one, I think they give you a t-shirt if you eat it. Road trip?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'll take the road trip, but can I just order a salad and just borrow your t-shirt? 😂
I can wear it to visit you in the hospital when you get sick from eating that LOL

[TheSpaceGnome]

fuck no, its almost entirely exoskeleton, hair, and guts, almost no meat on the damn thing, it would taste disgusting.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I double dare you! I’m totally thinking about it & I could only wonder that it tastes like other than gross.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't cave to peer pressure :)

[TheSpaceGnome]

But I mean if you want to eat hairy skeleton gut sacks, you do you? lol.

[TheSpaceGnome]

by the way, tarantula hairs are the main ingredient in prank itching powder because tarantulas flick the hairs off themselves at predators to blind them, if you were to eat them, it would probably be agonizing.

[1stranger]

Wwhat.. I'm shocked😳😳.
Are there anyone who eats this?🤢🤮... Heeelllll nooooo😄😄🤭

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Heeelllll noooooo, heelllll yesssssss! I’m sure people have eaten tarantulas before & as for me eating a burger with a tarantula on it is on my bucket list. On the other hand I hope I don’t blow chunks.

[1stranger]

Really?😳 Omg.. Bon appetit, dude.
Share your experiences with us later.

[On_cloud_wine]

Maybe if I had no other option for protein! They might make for a chewy snack in the air fryer 👅

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m sure tarantulas are high in protein so if you look at the bright side maybe it will be easier to eat. Speaking of air fryers what do you like to cook on it?

[On_cloud_wine]

The air fryer is new to me! I’m still learning how to use it. I only made Brussels sprouts in it so far! But you can literally cook everything in it.

[Everglow5]

Spiders: Hairy, gross, way too many hecking legs

So no. I would never do that.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I double dare you to eat a tarantula one day Everglow.

[Everglow5]

Sorry I can't. I'd end up spitting out my entire stomach.

[call_me_scar]

I just woke up today and I hope I won't see anything more terrifying than that

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Lunch time is right around the corner, how about a burger?

[call_me_scar]

Depends can it be cheeseburger with no spiders

[MCheetah]

Sure. People eat ocean bugs (shrimp) all the time and then act like it's no big deal, but won't eat bug-bugs? The only ones I wouldn't eat are cockroaches, cause roaches are nasty AF.

[ChefPapiChulo]

if someone paid me? yeah

if someone dared me? probably, depends on how big the dare is. I've done crazier shit for a dare.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m going to have to double dare you & I’ll double dare myself as well.

[ChefPapiChulo]

Send one my way

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I wonder if Uber delivers?

[Joshua0213]

I mean they eat spiders in other countries so why not

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My brother from another mother well said & finally someone with some guts.

[Jjpayne]

I don't think I could it would give me too much of the Willies 😬

[Sevenpointfive]

no, definitely not. i don't eat bat or pangolin either

[Gosceewual]

id do it once jus to show my masculinity and bravery that i can eat something so gross, then id never do it again

[bannacookies]

I don't want to choke on any spider hair and legs. XD

[PaynefulPleasures]

🤯🤢

[Gwenhwyfar]

Ewwwwwwww!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You know you want to eat the tarantula, go for it.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

No, I don't eat insects or any kind of meat.

[douride2]

No thanks I think I will pass on this one.

[Likes2drive]

No thanks and I voted B

[Agape93]

🤢🤢

[Jack9949]

ONLY if I get paid to eat it

[msc545]

really disgusting.

[Anonymous]

I won't even eat it if you give me $100 million.

[ItsTheNephilim]

@Zellxoxo 😛?

[ZELLxoxo]

chichi 😖😖😖😖😖

[ItsTheNephilim]

@ZELLxoxo chuchu 👅

[COMMODOREII]

Too much hair no?