How do you take dick?

[purplepoppy]

The normal way to make a pudding is put the mix into a basin and steam it. But you can buy puddings in tins where you prick a hole in top and plop it in boiling water to cook.
So how do you take your dick?

I like to prick my dick and boil it

I prefer a proper pudding not the tinned crap

I like to microwave my dick for 30 seconds

[SaoirseS]

First time I heard the term Spotted Dick the first thing that came to mind was a penis with liver spots. I wanted to try it during a trip to London a few years back but never got the chance.
We have a few niche markets here for foreign foods (mostly Asian). Don’t know of any that sell Dick, but I wonder what looks I’d get if I go in some market and ask about it.

[ohshee]

Well depending on what I'm doing but usually I strap him in a confined area I was like putting a blindfold on him sometimes I let him free by wearing boxers and sometimes he's going to stay in place with briefs if I go commando I think you can smell girls because he starts flopping all around starts barking like a dog but yeah where I go he goes we're not going to be separated if I want to play he's going to play to that's all there is to it he has no say in the matter

[ChrisMaster69]

I prefer the real stuff cooked in my Crockpot Express.

failing that local farm shop sells some decent Dick.

Steamed in a pressure cooker is personally best way, it’s quick, clean and your Dick tastes lovely n moist.

Add on some decent custard and it’s sorted.

[DonkeyDan]

I prefer a proper dick when putting it in my mouth...

[NathanDavis]

I have tried puddings before... but never dick

my guess is I would not like it just as I never liked any pudding that much, lol

[Charliefretz329]

I just plop it out and slice it into bite size pieces

[exitseven]

I'll put it in the microwave and nuke it. Then I could get away without a condom.

[SeekingSubmission]

I don't take dick! But I give it in many different ways!

[Texaskid1]

Snatch the dick when no one is looking...
Then sell it on ebay.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes, when you gotta have... you gotta have it.

[poneglyphs]

Sorry, I don't eat dick I swallow whole 😉😆😆😆

[SkyExplorer]

I take dick many ways

[Guy13]

Still clogging the bloody arteries, eh ⁉️

[Curiouslad123]

Hahaha your questions are hilarious lol 😂

[SlightlyEccentric]

I like dick with a lot of extra cream. Delicious.

[AFretiredTXn]

Straight off the guys crotch.

[OfDeath]

Obviously in the can.

[Anonymous]

D. None of the above, lol.

[Anonymous]

we know you take them in the ass and mouth

[Luopio27]

I'll pass.