The last time you ate instant noodles were you wasted or broke?

Question

Can you remember the reason you last ate instant noodles?

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

The last time Boobslayer ate instant noodles was a momentous occasion. He had been dreaming of this moment for what felt like eons, excited to finally combine his two passions: boobs and noodles. With joyful anticipation he ripped open the package and prepared to dig in.

The last time you ate instant noodles were you wasted or broke?

Upon first bite, Boobslayer instantly knew this combination was greater than the sum of its parts. The chewy noodles combined with the creamy breast milk reminded him of huge melons just bursting with ripeness - he could almost feel the juicy sweetness exploding in his mouth. The thought of this soon sent his mind to thinking of all the other delightful objects that inhabit the Boobyverse.

Yes, the Boobyverse, with its Canatloupe Constellations, Coconut Comets, Milky Ways, Heavenly Honkers, Celestial Chesticles, Fiery Biscuits, Jupiter Jugs, Black Hole Bazoombas, and Planet-Sized Puppies.

Boobslayer reveled in this symphony of both noodle-y and booby-ish flavors. His last bite was extra savory as he closed the box of noodles and tucked away the memory of this delightful experience for a later time.

In that moment, Boobslayer declared to himself two truths: one, that instant noodles might be one of the most delectable foods out there and two, that the pursuit for the ultimate booby experience would never end!

razelove · Accepted Answer

I have cases of them because of how compact they are. My area is prone to a lot of natural disasters, if the infrastructure gets destroyed enough I can only run my fridge and freezers for about a week, and have that long to cook everything.

So I have a large pantry filled with pasta and canned goods to last at least a month. Ramen fills a good hole in that it packs in tighter than pasta does, and it can mix with some of the items in the fridge that may not be easy to otherwise dispose of, like servings of food that aren't quite enough for one person, but you're rationing. Make ramen for 8, cut up that food, crack some egg into each bowl, green onion, cheyenne, and it isn't perfect, but it's good enough.

I put it somewhere between plain baked chicken and shrimp alfredo.

DeeDeeDeVour · Accepted Answer

Maruchan Ramen packets are always stocked in our Motorhome RVs just in case anyone craves for any.

They came in handy last weekend during a "glamping" trip.

There were other dishes available but we decided to "party" with Ramen during one of our meals.

PBandJ_Nerd · Accepted Answer

I picked the gamer one for poll. I wasn't broke or wasted just really hungry. Put water in the microwave for 2 minutes instead of 1 minute and you'll get your ramen cooked sooner while the lid is closed.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Speaking of instant ramen noodles I found a few more I think you would enjoy as well. On the flip side I can’t remember the last time I had instant noodles but if you like something that is cheap, fast & easy soup for sluts are the way to go.

DaveJord · Answer

I am a GAMER these are my battle rations!!! LOL, LOL , LOL!!!

Serious, real life chuckles over here on end of the key board!!! Thanks for the knee slapper, it's funny because it's so sad, but true!!!

Two corn dogs in the air fryer and i can go all night!!! LOL

TCredo · Answer

lol too funny. I ate them often eons ago when I was wasted and broke in college :)

But the last time I ate them... I was neither and it was a bit out of desperation during an extended power outage a few years ago after a way too early snowstorm.

Kaneki05 · Answer

The last two options for sure. I don't get why people wouldn't eat them though they taste good mostly because it's just got salt in it but that works.
Also I highly dislike proper noodles and whatever that weird sauce is they use on ramen.

mstbooblover · Answer

Well, a few days ago, and now and then, I eat instant noodles because sometimes I'm just too lazy to cook more extensively. In the evening it's sometimes nice to prepare something quickly in order to not miss a TV program for instance...

AviatorTom · Answer

NOTA, I last ate them because it was bout the only edible food we had left in the pantry. Instant noodles (Ramen) are our emergency backup food when there's nothing else worth eating.

Jersey2 · Answer

I was at a Japanese Ramen bar last night. It was very good, a lot less salt than instant and the Asian hostess was super cute. For what I paid for a party of 6 though would have filled my kitchen with cases of instant Ramen noodles.

hahahmm · Answer

Not broke at all. Once a year I get a taste for some cheap noodles and I buy like 4-5 cups. I don't just eat that tho. It's just a snack. I remember eons ago adding dried salad bits and stuff to noodles.. really fleshes it out.

MementoMori777 · Answer

i like the 2x korean ones, i eat them cause they are good, when im rich im still gonna buy them

nolabels · Answer

I was starving and the pantry was close to being bare. That was the only time I've eaten them. Hopefully, it was the last time as well.

reds-noro · Answer

They just taste good? Am eating instant noodles as I write this comment. Is there something wrong with your head or do you just have a very poor taste of humour?

SawerBrown · Answer

I can't remember the last time I ate that crap

PointTaken · Answer

I just have some. They're good when adding extra ingredients. Wish there was a hot checkout girl and she would offer to come over to cook.

Iron_Man · Answer

They were just laying around the house, so I tried it not bad for one dollar but they’re pretty cheap

Curious_teen07 · Answer

Dont take much time to cook and have variety of flavours. Lazy people food

Nikki1989 · Answer

I wouldn't want to eat them even if I was broke.

SnowedIn · Answer

I was neither wasted nor broke. And they were darn good!

Whatthefluff · Answer

I did it to try it out because I never had pho before.

LavLavLuv · Answer

Neither.. I was just craving for some instant noodles omelette lol

exitseven · Answer

I hardly ever ate them. Mostly if someone else would eat them

FunkyMonkee · Answer

If you mean, ramen noodles, I did it because I was hungry and wanted some.

Reorx · Answer

I get them & add white albacore tuna. Not something I eat often. Carbs are hell at 43:/ & I try to stay in shape:)

Anonymous · Answer

As a point of status, I have never and will never eat them, there are cheaper, more nutritious options

bernhardh · Answer

It was gluten free and I was trying out the wisdom of living on those 30p per day

Fireguy17 · Answer

I don't think that I have ever eaten them.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Neither, just lazy

collie22 · Answer

😊😊😊

Debbie14217 · Answer

both tbh fr

Anonymous · Answer

I was both!

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