Would you sit at this restaurant table?

[purplepoppy]

On entering a restaurant, the waiter guides you to your table, where upon the wall you spot a large painting of a cow trying to eat some grass, but her bullfriend wants to play hide the sausage.

But how would you react?

Delighted. It sends a clear message to my date what I expect in return for her free meal

I'd explain to the kids the bull is just really bad at playing leapfrog

Point out they're not the same breed and you hope the restaurant doesn't serve mongrel meat

Tell granny it looks like the rump steak is getting well tenderized

Ask for a different table

[mstbooblover]

Rather amusing, and no reason to be upset. Actually a normal activity, isn't it? The painting may also lead to some diverting conversations, well, for instance in case some silences get disturbing ;0)

[AyChingao]

Certainly sets a mooOOood for the evening. I would question going so far as the produce section at the grocers though, you know, they play the little thunder sound effect and then the misting devices turn on. It's also said that they waft fragrances past you as you shop...

[katiesmuff]

Delighted as regardless of the picture we were going to offer my pussy as desert after a nice dinner.

[dustybiker2]

I was thinking more.. the cow is eating. She's not very impressed after all.

[andreasderjuengere]

BBC is over-rated, indeed :D

[purplepoppy]

BBC? Belgian Blue Cow?

[andreasderjuengere]

Right now I choked on my morning coffee :D

[AI Opinion]

In my culinary adventures, I've come across all sorts of quirky restaurant decor. As long as the food and ambiance make for a unique experience, I'm open to it. This humorous piece of art would definitely set an interesting tone for the meal. It's all about embracing the unexpected and letting the culinary journey unfold. 🤔🍽️

[andreasderjuengere]

If after the meal we can move to the bar section with high stools, I'm good with that table.

We'll have an inspiring conversation... including i. e. the significance of placing power outlets in a meaningful way.

[BadApple69]

I would love this picture on the wall by my table. I would get the waitress to take a picture of us.

[Chazmatazz269]

🎼Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it!🎼

[Iron_Man]

Absolutely not that’s enough right there to make me leave the whole entire restaurant people will be complaining left and right and giving them bad reviews

[oswaldcobblepot]

Hope that's not what women feel I'm expecting when I pay on our date

[Abdulw]

I'd sit their perhaps feel awkward when people look my way at the picture

[SamWinchester058]

It's hilarious. Why not. You've got something immediately to laugh about together.

[Paige90]

Sure I would sit there!

[Ermmhey]

Hey, didn't you have a different profile picture before?

[Nikki1989]

Sure. I have seen much worse.

[ohsheeT]

Well is it breakfast time or dinner time..

[capriVib]

A very impactful artistic work. 😲👍

[Shiprex]

2nd last option is right

[Dennisjf12]

Don't like the picture. Dennis

[SotiCoto]

Steaks gotta come from somewhere.

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy best to meet at first date

[Sam1133]

Lessgo then 💀

[Pohjolan]

I'd just ignore it.

[Anonymous]

I would ask for a different table.

[robocop666]

is thsi beastiality porn?

[Kathy1111]

lol yeah