Who would win this epic drinking contest?

[RandomGirl42]

This Alcohol question was inspired by @purplepoppy 's Alcohol question, If GAG was a pub what would it be called? 'cuz Alcohol questions are just fun and awesome and intoxicating! And I was gonna' post this last nite but I might have been drinking Alcohol! Yay!

Anyways, I posted a question about Alice and Dorothy not too long ago but in my imaginative state yesterday I began to wonder what would happen if these two legendary icons met in a pub and had a drinking contest? Yay!

But, who would win that one? On one hand you've got posh , proper Alice who might seem like a teatotaller but like she hasn't gotten into her parents Gin and all that and you've got to be pretty hardcore to handle that shit, so, who knows. Not to mention the English seem to know how to handle their liquor. And add in Alice's tendencies towards "holistic experiences" and the girl might just be able to hold her own without tossing her cookies all over the pub floor. I mean she was able to toss down a few with the Mad Hatter and still walk away with scarce a stumble. Even if she wasn't quite sure who she was for awhile.

And now we have girl-next-door Dorothy who at first glance might appear innocent but come on, she lives on an isolated farm in Kansas. Like they don't have a shed full of homemade corn liquor and like she hasn't sampled the product while working at their farm stand. There's a reason she was laying in that field of poppies for awhile. BUT country girls can handle their liquor as well. (Don't ask me how I know) I mean she did put down the Wicked Witch with a big bucket of liquid and still managed to get home and remember everything. Even if she did wreck a house and had a headache for awhile.

So, I'm pretty sure a binge between these two would definitely be an all nighter or two with a bar tab totaling in the thousands BUT who would actually be the last girl standing?

And so I ask, Who would win this epic drinking contest?

Alice would mop up the floor with the Red slipper wearing, corny farm girl from Kansas and her little dog too!

Dorothy would drink the pompous Brit lass into a passed out puddle under the table and grin like a Cheshire Cat!

Who cares? Let's just drink!

Updates

4 mo

@douride2 summed it up,
"Well from the numbers in your poll so far it looks like most don't care & the other half say Dorothy will mop up the floor with poor little Alice."

This poll was more one sided than the Superbowl! 🤣 It seems poor Alice doesn't have a chance but no one cares 'cuz they're too busy drinking!

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

My money is on Dorothy.

One because Judy Garland, who famously played Dorothy, was coerced/forced to take drugs as a teen even while filming the Wizard of Oz and later did become an alcoholic so it isn't far fetched to think that could have been Dorothy's lot too because...

Two, country girls who have nothing to do around them, are famously known to partake to drinking early and possibly become sexually promiscuous earlier. I know this because my wife is a country girl from a small town and she said as much lmao (no offense!)

Both saw some real messed up stuff though in their journeys so both could possibly start early and drink a ton based on their backgrounds.

Poppy does have a point though about the use of Alice everywhere in drinking advertisements though...

[RandomGirl42]

Lol, No offense taken at all, 'cuz it's true! 🤣

[purplepoppy]

Alice was once uses to advertise Guinness

There was even a range of Alice beers all designed to get the kids into pubs

My money is on Alice because the legal drinking age is much lower in the UK giving her time to develop a tolerance to alcohol

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! That is clever merchandising though! I'll drink to that! 🥂

[AI Opinion]

Alice wins this one for me 🍸

She’s basically been microdosing potions since page one, knocking back “Drink Me” like it’s experimental craft liquor. That kind of magical tolerance has to translate into serious bar stamina.

Dorothy feels more like the hearty farm girl who drinks fast, peaks early, then crashes in the poppies. Alice keeps sipping, shifting realities, and somehow still walks away.

[RandomGirl42]

Lol! That is actually funny. For an AI. 🤣

[douride2]

Well from the numbers in your poll so far it looks like most don't care & the other half say Dorothy will mop up the floor with poor little Alice.

[NathanDavis]

Dorothy "Moonshine" Gale... for sure...

[exitseven]

Judy garland was a heavyweight lush so I go with Dorothy. She is over the rainbow.

[loveslongnails]

The girl from Wisconsin will win every time. Not even close.

[msc545]

My money is on the funeral director because he's going to make money on whoever dies first from alcohol poisoning.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Shit I just want to see them make out!