Girls, what would you do if you had a personal servant?

[Anonymous]

What would you make him do and how would your life change?

[harakiri]

honestly, it makes me very uncomfortable. i have access to servants whenever i go back to my grandma's and it's just... awkward. i don't mind the drivers- but i really can't take ordering people around in terms of bringing me things, etc.

[Asker]

That is interesting.

No offence but it wasn't really a serious question. I was kinda hoping to bring out girl's dark sides. The 25-34 anon has the right idea. XD

[harakiri]

oh. :/

[Asker]

Lol

Still I do find it interesting that it makes you uncomfortable. I do wonder if a man would feel the same in your situation.

[harakiri]

i'm pretty sure anyone who grew up without servants would feel odd bossing someone else around like that.

[ambertaylor]

I'm a stay at home mum so he could help me out with the house work, rub my sore feet, cook and make me cups of tea but I'd treat him more like a helpful friend than a servant.

[Asker]

I'd love to do all that! XD

[Anonymous]

If make him eat my pussy

[Asker]

Seriously? I thought most girls would say Do Laundry. Lol

[CuriousEddie]

I'd work for free.

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahahahahaha i reward such eager servants 😂

[Asker]

Tbf if that was what you'd make us do, I'd apply for the job too. XD

[Opinion Owner]

Ur all hired hahahaha

[Asker]

Wait a second, what are the hours like?
Accommodation?
Any pay?

Do we have a Union?

[Opinion Owner]

Looooooool hours r usually around 10 till midnight once works are completed you will be accomadated for the night and payments are sexual favours in return shift completes in the morning u may do overtime if u hv energy by then 😋 overtime is greatly rewarded

[Asker]

0.0
I'll do overtime.
Lots of overtime.

Can I please do overtime?

[Opinion Owner]

Can you start asap or do u need to giv notice elsewhere 😂😂😂😂

[Asker]

Well I do have a job and a life and I imagine you live in a different country so...

I'll be on the plane in an hour.
Do I get a reward for that?

[lkjhg69cum]

Where do I sign up?

[Asker]

@lkjhg69cum Go away! There's only room for 2 of us and all spots have been filled. :P

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahhahahaha bonus and retirement covered meet u at the airport all applications are on eat my pussy dot com 😋

[lkjhg69cum]

Going to have to have a munch off for the job position then I guess. Haha!

[Asker]

Nice!

You won't employ that other guy will you?
It will cut into my err... workload. XD

[Asker]

@lkjhg69cum She'll enjoy that. XD

[lkjhg69cum]

If she didn't, she'd be the first not to.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol we may need a bank staff just incase hahhahhhaha

[Asker]

I volunteer for that too!

See, overtime. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

Ahahahahaha u r defo my best employee staff meeting right now in my office 😉😉😉

[Asker]

0. o

*Runs to airport while panting like a dog*

Any other ways to earn employee of the month?

[Opinion Owner]

Keep up that work ethic and ull be employee of the lifetime never a dull moment hahahhahahh

[Asker]

This. Is. My. Dream. Job.

I'll give up sleeping. You'll get the best service 24/7.

[Opinion Owner]

U hv a job for life my friend no complaints from this employer loooool

[Asker]

I wouldn't call it a job so much as a higher calling. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao everybody wins then

[Asker]

Yes we do. Thanks for giving me this wonderful opportunity. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

Anytime hahaha

[Asker]

You do realise now that any job I ever get will seem terrible by comparison. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

What can i say i am a great employer lmao

[Asker]

I wish this conversation could continue forever but an mh will have to do.

[Opinion Owner]

Yaaaaaaay but if i could trade it in and employ you i would hahahahaha

[Asker]

If I could trade in anything and be lucky enough to work for you I would.

I wouldn't call it work either. I'd look at it more as a way of life. :P

[Opinion Owner]

Would b a great life sighhh lol

[Asker]

Hey, I've just had a thought regarding my accommodation. Want to hear it?

[Opinion Owner]

Yhh go for it lol

[Asker]

We get a matress, drop it on the floor of your bed and I sleep there during the night. That way, if you can't get to sleep or wake up during the night, you just call for me or go wake me up and I can help *ahem* relax you.

[Opinion Owner]

Do u have any prefrences for your matress type ordering it now looooool

[Asker]

Nice. I'll sleep on the floor in the meantine.

Or... I could sleep at the foot of your bed and when you need me during the night, you just give me a kick and I'll get to work. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

I would never kick my staff lol unless they like it of course haha

[Asker]

I'd like it.

I don't want to miss a single chance to get to work so if I'm alseep, you can just kick me in the face until I wake up then you keep on kicking me until you start to feel *it*.

[Opinion Owner]

Looooooooooooool we need a safety word hahahaha

[Asker]

Safety word? You mean a word that makes us stop?

The only word that should make you stop is my name when you scream it in pleasure. ;)

[Opinion Owner]

Anonymous ANONYMOUS!!! hahahaha

[Asker]

Tbh I'd love to tell you my real name but if I put it here it'll be permanent.

[Opinion Owner]

Ino right sighhh

[Asker]

Do you want to know my username?

[Opinion Owner]

Yh go for it

[Asker]

How about I turn off anon for me and you pm me? That way, we know each others names.

[Opinion Owner]

How do i do that lol?

[Asker]

I can turn off anon for me. Then you just click my username and there should be Send Message on the left.

(Sorry ftlr, had issues with my connection)

[Opinion Owner]

Oh ok lets try lol

[Asker]

My username is there.

[llorando]

Hopefully she has as a sexy guy servant so he can clean her house wearing nothing but sexy underwear, than when he's works his way too her bedroom, clean time turns into naughty play time.

[SurströmmingLover]

I would pay her just to have long philosophical discussions
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[nert73]

I'd tell him to go on vacation until I need him for something. I don't really have any use whatsoever for a personal servant.

[derpaderp]

I would make him clean my room then relieve him of his duties lol.

Or well no. I'd keep him around for when I want my room cleaned cuz it's usually a mess. That's all I'd want..

[Melee]

I'll ask him to accompany me to malls when my friends are not available... Or maybe I'll end up turning him into my close friend... LOL.

[misscoffeehead]

Servants.. I really don't know.. I would ask him to be my friend lol i don't have servants but a limo chauffeur yes.

[Anonymous]

I would make him eat dog shit. Like Divine did in Pink Flamingos.

[Asker]

Wow.

[Opinion Owner]

What?

[Asker]

You're a tough boss.

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not.
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[linkywinky]

Give him a sock and tell him he's a free elf.

[Asker]

Spoilsport. :P

[musicbrain5]

Make sure to put it in a diary or a book and give the whole thing to them.

[SnowHearth]

I don't like the idea of having one.