What does a pretty girls fart smell like?

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[ASEXY]

Good smells 😂
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[gapminder]

Like shit? ?

https://youtu.be/jMm8Cvbk28I

[Asker]

this got me hot and bothered

[kaylaS91]

What are you talking about?
Legitimate 'pretty girls' don't fart.

[davidlove36]

every last girl in the world farts and it stinks like you would die from it

[Anonymous]

What do you mean? I'm confused... Pretty girls don't fart.

[davidlove36]

pretty girls fart my girlfriend is hot she farts i got friends that are hot they fart every body farts who cares

[Anonymous]

I've read studies that womens farts smell worse than mens

[MiskatonicPhD]

One friend and I have concluded that pretty girls make the stinkiest farts because they hold them in around guys until they're so clenched and crampy they feel like they must surely die but, inevitably, eventually it squeaks (or toots) out and it's basically skunk-shockingly bad. But because they're embarrassed and adorable we forgive them, but may tease, if we don't do the perishing from. Just, pretty please, not while we're down there (or, oh no, back there). On the other hand, most guys just let fly at the slightest provocation, so are gross but relatively less poisonous per fart. If no boiled eggs, cabbage and such have been et, naturally. If he's crop-dusting on purpose you are within your rights to have him beaten or made to fold laundry. Just have a little oopsie and unclench. We secretly know that pretty girls don't fart, poop or anything like that. Except for sisters, naturally.

[Bman4907]

usually worse than you would think. It's concentrated hate coming out of some women.

[Asker]

Hahaha

[TheGayOne]

Biologically, whatever their bacteria in their digestive system make the smell to be. Technically everyones farts smell different, but theyre all similar.

[LivingLife94]

How about this, find a pretty girl and make her to fart on you. You will get your answer lol

[Toad-1]

*tries to do this to you* 😈

[Anonymous]

I do not care if they fart or not, they should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich. It should be the 1950's.

[blondfrog]

LMFAO like grassy meadow farts while a pissed off redneck is mowing the lawn type of smell and French perfume.

[Anonymous]

Well mine smells like I want to die so I don't know.. Guess I'm ugly lol.

[ACrazyHaggis]

i have no words to describe how mentally confusing this question is to me

[Anonymous]

ok first off. why. second of all everyone's farts smell bad. even pretty girls

[Anonymous]

Different things make different smells, regardless of how you look

[Priscilla99]

flowers, lots and lots of flowers lol

[davidlove36]

flowers what get off it. girls farts smell worse then mens

[Sara413]

Pretty rank usually...

[JoyGirl]

It smells like cherry blossoms. 🌺🍒

[betweenthebars]

Same as an ugly girl's?

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Smells like shit. Just like everyone elses.

[RockRules]

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

[Anonymous]

Like your worst nightmare.

[Donniej]

Why don't take a sniff and find out yourself

[CheerGirl38139]

Pancake batter 💩

[Blueeyes81]

Well, it definitely isn't roses.

[SensualScribe]

Peach blossoms.

[davidlove36]

yeah whatever

[MiskatonicPhD]

Roses of course.