How to protect my balls?

[Anonymous]

.. from vicious girls that kick us there for every small thing. Why don't girls understand its not funny.
The other day a girl kicked me for just grabbing her ass. I mean cmon, girls shouldn't be allowed to do that and have the last laugh😒

[2Real4U]

Are you retarded (don't care if that's PC by the way fuck it)? Seriously, asking that question is just stupid as shit. Did you grow up under power lines, eat paint chips, fall on your head (repeatedly), live next to a nuclear power plant waste dump site as a child? C'mon, if you punched me in frigging head I'd knock your ass out cold, simple tit for tat mofo. Don't stir shit up, don't get knocked out or kicked in the nut sack, simple (btw don't enroll in college you won't get in if you can't figure out the lack of logic in the question). Like it, don't like it, I don't care, just giving my 100% real opinion to help, enjoy, cheers!

[Ram0n83]

Unless you're a troll, then you're lucky.

Besides hitting your nuts, she could have reported you to the cops and be trying to charge you as a sex offender.

If she's not your wife / girlfriend, or someone that you're very comfortable with, then suck it up.

[ChronicThinker]

You're a weak troll. Literally, if you wanna pretend to be a shithead, be convincing.

[Astoriana]

Please take this bullshit fetish weirdness to Fetlife.

[tallnhungjoe]

Hello... wake up... are you not seeing the Me Too movement? You don't Grab other people (Men or Women) by the ass. If you do, you deserve to get kicked in the nuts. I've NEVER been kicked in the nuts by a woman, because I'm not a pig who thinks they "Want it" or "deserve it" . If you thinks it's OK to grab a girs butt, you have issues. Get Help!

[Whaler]

Huh, maybe not grab a girls ass or sexually harass girls, sounds pretty clear to me. Had I been the girl I would make sure you never get a hard on again.

[Aparnam]

That would be a great choice ><

[Journeyman11]

@Aparnam What about girls who kick boys in the balls for fun? Isn't that just as fucked up? I guess you can punch her so hard in the stomach that shell never have kids, right?

[Aparnam]

You can be reported for violence
And uterus and ovaries are not located in stomach

[Journeyman11]

@Aparnam
Wait a second! If YOU kick first, I am acting in self defense! Why do you act like girls are worth more than boys?

[Journeyman11]

@Aparnam
Boy touches girl - Girl should kick him in the balls so hard he can't have kids
Girl KICKS BOY IN THE BALLS - Boy should do nothing?

What i s WRONG with girls? Why do you all pretend like boys are less worth than you?

[Journeyman11]

@Aparnam
Why is it worse in your eyes to touch a girl than to kick a boy in the balls?
I am SO SICK OF THIS! And yes, I have a legal right to defend myself! JUST LIKE YOU! My body is worth JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS, and you have NO MORE right to kick me in the balls than I have to touch your ass! I swear, if a woman like you, a woman who thinks I am worth NOTHING compared to her ever kicks me in the balls, I will feed her her own fucking teeth!

[Journeyman11]

@Aparnam
Kicking a guy in the balls is illegal too, don't you fucking get that? You can damage him with this FOR LIFE, and it hurts like hell!

[Aparnam]

I thought you said punch her for fun.
Well if she kicks you first then do whatever you want in your self defense it's not wrong.
And man let off the steam
I never said guys are worthless. I can't even imagine the pain. Therefore I have no right to say it's worthless.

Honestly, I am not sure if someone grabbed my butt since it has never happened

[Whaler]

@Journeyman11 sounds right if you’re going to sexually harass someone.

[markscott]

If you grabbed her ass without her permission, then you deserved a kick in the balls. You have no business grabbing her anywhere, without her permission. I'd have thought you'd have learned that by getting your balls kicked, after grabbing her ass.

[harmless_cactus]

I don't know what kind of environment you're in but if an adult hits you in the balls that's still assault. This isn't the fucking playground where anything goes. If its a repetitive thing tell some kind of authority of your choosing.

[2Real4U]

Yeah, true, but it's battery not assault. Both are considered inappropriate but the difference is the 'harm' aspect of battery, grabbing ass is not going to hurt (unless your like wolverine/hulk and have an iron grip on that ass), but kick in the balls is definitely going to hurt, like kicking or punching her in the box (lmfao), but it's not equal for sure, but it's tit for tat in a sense... just don't grab ass unless you get the ok...

[harmless_cactus]

"unless you're wolverine" - I'm still trying to catch my fucking breath

[2Real4U]

Like that shit, got another show going on in an hour, but yeah bro, grabbing ass should be like testing firmness of a cantaloupe, not going for strongman grip contest and yes wolverine thrust for penetration and crushing power... marvel universe and feminist universe does not apply here (would be awesome to be wolverine though lol) cheers bro

[Nikkkkkk]

What the fuck? Aside from the fact that you could endure it, you just need to twist your hip and make it land in another zone. Otherwise do a stepback as she kicks. Another good suggestion is not groping random girls, I'm not saying you deserved violence, but you definitely wouldn't have been in that situation if didn't do something so disrespectful

[Anonymous]

You grabbed her ass tf you expect 😂 karma is a bitch 😏 but there's a thing called putting your hands into place to at least divert some pain into the hands compared to your balls or better yet you could just grab her leg and trip her over.

[Gurlonfire13]

Don't grab girls butts and you wouldn't have to protect you balls...

[2opaz]

tuck your balls between your legs like you have a pussy

[naesala]

What kind of girls you hang out with? Is this a trend the young kids are doing? Wtf...

[Anonymous]

lame troll. I'm embarrassed to be the same species as you.

[SmoMan71]

If you grabbed a girls ass you got off lucky.

[Pink2000]

You shouldn’t be grabbing her ass.

[Anonymous]

If you grabbed her ass you deserved it...

[SavvyGD]

Don't grab any more asses lol.

[Anonymous]

Have you tried cutting them off?

[rahul_24]

Why would you grab her ass you moron

[CanaDude37]

Good troll

[Anonymous]

If it were me, i would have broken them

[Journeyman11]

If a guy deserves broken balls for touching a girls ass, what does a girl deserve for kicking a guy in the balls for any other reason than self defense? Ruptured ovaries? Ok, got it. Next time a chick gives me a nutshot, I'll punch her in the stomach as hard as I can.
Oh wait, let me guess: Women's bodies and genitals in particular are worth more than men's, so this is not appropriate, right?

[JesseTheGirl]

No asses no kicking

[Journeyman11]

So a guy deserves to collapse in pain for touching a girls ass? What does a girl deserve for kicking a guy in the balls? Collapsing in pain? Or do you think kicking someone in the balls is less bad than touching someones ass?

[helva]

Really?

[jacquesvol]

Wear a shield

[Anonymous]

Use a guard

[2Real4U]

steel can, let them enjoy the pain of literally hitting below the belt.