I apologize if it is gross and I'm not trying to be. It was my first time and was completely shocked.
So a few days ago, I was at the grocery store with my beau and I was in one aisle and he was in another. And I had to fart. My stomach wasn't hurting or anything, just what I thought was a normal fart. No one was near me.
Well... it clearly was more than that! I went to fart and I totally sharted! Now, I'm no dainty little girl, and my backside is rather large. My undies prevented any noticeable impact on my jeans. I calmly went to the little girls room and cleaned up. I came out noticeably embarrassed but I didn't tell anyone.
Has this ever happened to anyone before? Can I ever trust a fart again? Lol!
So a few days ago, I was at the grocery store with my beau and I was in one aisle and he was in another. And I had to fart. My stomach wasn't hurting or anything, just what I thought was a normal fart. No one was near me.
Well... it clearly was more than that! I went to fart and I totally sharted! Now, I'm no dainty little girl, and my backside is rather large. My undies prevented any noticeable impact on my jeans. I calmly went to the little girls room and cleaned up. I came out noticeably embarrassed but I didn't tell anyone.
Has this ever happened to anyone before? Can I ever trust a fart again? Lol!
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