Would you rather be pied in the face or get a wedgie? Why?

- Anonymous8 dPied in the face, as long as I'm not in a nice dress at the time0|10|0Is this still revelant?
Ah that's cheating. I guess I'll just pie you, whether you're in the dress or not.
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Caught you! You're not very fast in an ankle-length dress. Ready for your pieing? Or would you rather swap to the wedgie?
Not so fast! If you're gonna run away from the pie, I guess I'm just gonna have to go under your dress to give you the wedgie.
And in that moment you were distracted, I got the pie, and now you have a face covered in cream. How's it taste? Sorry I got it on your dress, but you did kind of ask for that.
It's a bit hard to take your revenge seriously with your face and dress covered in cream.
Well you're being a bit annoying, so I think I'm gonna get what's left of that pie and rub it all over your face, your hair, and your dress. Now which part of your dress needs some pie the most?
Kicked your heels off and slipped on some of that pie on the ground, it looks like. And with you on the floor face down, it might be the perfect moment for that wedgie...
In that case I'm just gonna throw the pie, it's going, aaaaand it's just hit you right in the ass as you were running away. I guess this dress really will be ruined.
I don't think I did miss. Look in the mirror and I think you'll see a big pie explosion where your ass is. Come give me all the revenge you want! Not sure you'll do very well.
Well, I'm just gonna keep throwing pies at you as you try to come near me. I'm waiting.
Fine, I'm just gonna run after you and give you the wedgie. Don't need any ammunition for that.
*Smack*
That's the sound of my hand landing hard on your ass. It jiggles a bit and you jump in surprise.
You thought you had won, and you let your guard down. Now your ass stings and you're a bit embarrassed.
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11- Pie me, baby!1|00|0
Okay, I'm getting this big creamy pie all over your face and hair. Have fun with that.
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