Would you rather be pied in the face or get a wedgie? Why?

[sentienttoaster]

Which would you rather get and why? How do you think you'd feel about it?

[Anonymous]

Pied in the face, as long as I'm not in a nice dress at the time

[sentienttoaster]

And what if you're in your nicest dress?

[Opinion Owner]

If I'm in my nicest dress, then it's ankle-length so good luck trying to give me a wedgie!

[sentienttoaster]

Ah that's cheating. I guess I'll just pie you, whether you're in the dress or not.

[Opinion Owner]

Have to catch me first!

[sentienttoaster]

Caught you! You're not very fast in an ankle-length dress. Ready for your pieing? Or would you rather swap to the wedgie?

[Opinion Owner]

I may not be fast, but you had to leave the pie behind when you chased after me, and you aren't going to be able to keep hold of me long enough to get me back there. So whenever you go to get the pie, I'm gonna run away.

[Opinion Owner]

Guess I win :P

[sentienttoaster]

Not so fast! If you're gonna run away from the pie, I guess I'm just gonna have to go under your dress to give you the wedgie.

[Opinion Owner]

You don't want to go there! Pie or nothing. Watcha gonna do about it?

[sentienttoaster]

And in that moment you were distracted, I got the pie, and now you have a face covered in cream. How's it taste? Sorry I got it on your dress, but you did kind of ask for that.

[Opinion Owner]

And what are you going to do about stopping me getting revenge?

[sentienttoaster]

It's a bit hard to take your revenge seriously with your face and dress covered in cream.

[Opinion Owner]

You ought to. In any case you've got a fair amount of the cream on yourself anyway. So whatcha gonna do :P?

[sentienttoaster]

Well you're being a bit annoying, so I think I'm gonna get what's left of that pie and rub it all over your face, your hair, and your dress. Now which part of your dress needs some pie the most?

[Opinion Owner]

Again, you have to catch me first and this time I've kicked my heels off.

[sentienttoaster]

Kicked your heels off and slipped on some of that pie on the ground, it looks like. And with you on the floor face down, it might be the perfect moment for that wedgie...

[Opinion Owner]

Actually taking them off made sure I didn't slip, so are you gonna come after me or not?

[sentienttoaster]

I'm coming, with a whole extra pie.

[Opinion Owner]

At this point even IF you can catch me that's just going to be more pie to throw back at you. And I'm only gonna get away again!

[sentienttoaster]

In that case I'm just gonna throw the pie, it's going, aaaaand it's just hit you right in the ass as you were running away. I guess this dress really will be ruined.

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, but you missed. And the damage to my dress from before just makes me want revenge! You're only gonna catch me if you come after me with both hands free and if you do that, no pie! :P

[sentienttoaster]

I don't think I did miss. Look in the mirror and I think you'll see a big pie explosion where your ass is. Come give me all the revenge you want! Not sure you'll do very well.

[Opinion Owner]

Why, what are you gonna do about it? You'll have to go and get more pies, so how are you gonna stop me getting up to no good while you're gone?

[sentienttoaster]

Wanna keep doing this in DMs?

[Opinion Owner]

I wanna keep doing this here!

[sentienttoaster]

Well, I'm just gonna keep throwing pies at you as you try to come near me. I'm waiting.

[Opinion Owner]

You've already used them all up and you're gonna have to catch me before you can go and get more!

[sentienttoaster]

Fine, I'm just gonna run after you and give you the wedgie. Don't need any ammunition for that.

[Opinion Owner]

Well I'm commando so that isn't gonna happen. You came here to throw pies and get your ass kicked and your all out of pies! Now I'm just dancing around you taunting you.

[sentienttoaster]

Well, if you're commando I guess you need a spanking then.

[Opinion Owner]

And how are you going to get me to stay still long enough for that? I'm just dancing around you and throwing bits of cream back in your face.

[Opinion Owner]

Guess I won dear!

[sentienttoaster]

*Smack*

That's the sound of my hand landing hard on your ass. It jiggles a bit and you jump in surprise.

You thought you had won, and you let your guard down. Now your ass stings and you're a bit embarrassed.

[BoyCowBestCow]

pied in the face. i would eat the pie and not have pain in my ass

[SmokingJoe]

Had both done to me a lot. I'll take more pies though.

[thimmslicc]

Pie me, baby!

[sentienttoaster]

Okay, I'm getting this big creamy pie all over your face and hair. Have fun with that.

[thimmslicc]

Ok 👌