Am I an a**hole for finding this funny?

[kapkiki]

so basically, i was studying at my college university, taking a break, stretching and looking away from my laptop when i saw this girl get really effing pissed off at this guy (ex-boyfriend maybe?) and just veer back and kick him in the balls

long story short: you can't hear anything in this quiet-ass library except for the girl storming off and this guy just endlessly moaning on the ground. it was honestly super awkward because we could all literally hear this guy go "my balls... oh my fucking god she kicked my balls... my balls" over and over again but we just kept studying waiting for him to stop, which it seemed like he didn't for like twenty minutes

well, everyone could hear that, and also me just giggling in the background. i think i got a few weird looks.

long story short? am i an asshole for this? do y'all think this guy's nuts are okay LMAO

[MakoYaoyorozu]

No, I don't think you are an a hole. Hopefully he didn't hear you laughing though that might be embarrassing! Also some initial laughter isn't so bad but prolonged laughter I would probably feel more embarrassed.
20 minutes! That's rough. I'm sure his testicles were really, really sore. If he got up and walked away on his own, maybe they're okay, but he would need to check. If he wasn't literally crying maybe that's a good sign.
As to whether I think it's funny, not really. I'm unique in that I actually enjoy a playful slap in the balls from a girl, but a full on kick that leaves me on the ground for several minutes, not fun. And if the girl does it in a more joking way I wouldn't mind! But since she was genuinely angry and wrecked his nuts, I'd think the girl was a little crazy and avoid her, probably.

[beernbacon69]

Hah... then I'm an asshole too... because I laughed out loud at your story.

If he was whimpering for about 20 minutes, that sounds about right based on the soccer ball I took to my nuts a few years ago. It seemed like a week I was laying on the ground, whimpering that my nuts are missing. Onlookers later told me it was probably 20 minutes... and that they didn't see my nuts fly off so I should be ok.

I think I recall someone giggling at that time too... was that you!!!

[kapkiki]

awww nooo i'd be a good friend and try and help you find your missing nuts on the soccer field

[JennyDunne2]

Don’t think your an asshole at all, 20 minutes tho? Like what was happening with his balls? lol

[kapkiki]

lmao maybe his balls died? what do u think his prospects for children are like now after a kick like that

[HighValue]

See what I mean. You two think it's funny if he can't have kids now. What a bunch of sexist POS people.

[JennyDunne2]

Oh no haha I mean I hope he just has a super low pain tolerance, although no guy I’ve ever kicked has gone down that long so I don’t think its looking good for him.
Maybe if his bites are splattered he really deserves it?

[kapkiki]

yikessssss my boyfriend's actually gone down after a kick like around that long 20-30... and let's just say it wasn't a good time for a few months YIKES

[HighValue]

So without knowing anything about the situation he deserves it?
Why? Because he is male so automatic guilt?

Typical sexist women's thoughts. How about all women deserve violence brought upon them just for being women. Is that okay? Seems the same to me.

[JennyDunne2]

@HighValue I mean the actual reality that he has any serious injury is pretty low. You can stop hanging around this one page now, its honestly scary how you replied faster than I did

[JennyDunne2]

@kapkiki Was your boyfriend was ok after that? It sounds pretty ruff

[kapkiki]

eh, we had some trouble in bed for a long while cause things weren't working properly. he's healed now tho!!! but it feels like he's not as... "able" as he used to be u kno

STILL LOVE HIM THO

[JennyDunne2]

@kapkiki Damn thats wild, I would ask what happened, probably not the best place for that tho

[kapkiki]

just got into a really heated argument with his roommate and got kicked

what's the longest a guys been down after u kicked him? how they doing lmaoo

[JennyDunne2]

@kapkiki Damn what kinda argument would lead to that kinda argument?

I don't know honestly, maybe 10 minutes, I can't think of many times when I've kicked a guy and it was like "omg this guys never getting back up :0", there was one guy I kicked super hard and he told me that it hurt to sit down for a week afterwards, if he had problems in the bedroom he never told me, hope he's fine lol

[standardguy]

Wow. How many guys have you kicked so far? :-o

[kapkiki]

@jennydunne2 so the argument was the the roommate was complaining that we were having sex too loud

well, guess the roommate solved that problem for a few months

[JennyDunne2]

@kapkiki Well I guess be the change you want to see in the world, but still wow, I’ve never heard of a guy being injured like that before

[JennyDunne2]

@standardguy I don't know honestly, I used to be a bit of cunt in school so sack tapped way more guys than is ok to sack tap in one life time

[bones_20]

I’m curious as to why no one made sure he was ok and just ignored him 🤔

[kapkiki]

hey hey! we just out here tryna focus and get our grades up no time for that dudes nuts lmaooooo

[HighValue]

Because he is a man and society in general doesn't care about men. It possibly affected his chances of having offspring in the future, but so many sexist women think it is okay.
Women with the attitude of the asker is why I wouldn't help a woman even if she was getting murdered in front of me because many of them deserve it.

[kapkiki]

@HighValue settle down man it's not like he died or needed to go to a hospital or something. chill. someone kick u in the balls recently? poor thing

[HighValue]

Possibly permanently affecting his chances of successfully having offspring isn't a funny thing. He should hit her in the head with a baseball bat and have a good laugh. Too many women are sexist scumbags.

[kapkiki]

and also, why are you just targetting women? literally so many people find ball kicks funny; have you never watched a movie before?

[bones_20]

Ok children, time out.

[HighValue]

I'm tired of all the blatant sexism against men that I have seen my whole life. I'll just laugh and enjoy whenever something very bad happens to women like you. They deserve it.

[Hazel_G]

I don't think you are an asshole for that but maybe you should have stayed silent for the sake of the public but honestly it was kinda funny like why would he keep moaning for 20mins or maybe she kicked way too hard.

[kapkiki]

lmfao oh yeah that dude's jewels are inoperable for sure

[Hazel_G]

by the way, what happened to him after like did someone helped him or what?

[kapkiki]

i saw him limp by to go study so i guess at least he didn't need a hospital

[xwmiku]

More info needed. What did the guy do to deserve it?

[kapkiki]

no idea!!! am i still an asshole?

[AndrésC64]

Deserve it? Unless he struck her first, there is no deserving. You don't solve problems with violence. This woman and everyone else who thinks it's funny need to use their words. Would it be funny if he punched her in the face and knocked a couple teeth out?

[vlx-na]

He couldn't even walk for 20 minutes? Man, how hard did she kick him?

[kapkiki]

SO HARD. you could literally hear a thunderous thud throughout the library when she kicked him

[vlx-na]

Oh damn, that girl sure can kick all right.
And you just giggled on top of that, poor guy, lol.

[kapkiki]

does that makes me an asshole? how would u have felt? ;(

[vlx-na]

I don't know if asshole is a right word. After all, you didn't kick him.
I've been kicked in the balls a couple of times when I was in school. One of those times a lot of people saw that and almost all of the girls giggled and laughed.
Well, it felt very embarrassing and humiliating, but since all of the girls do it - I felt it's kinda inevitable. But I was mostly thinking about when will the pain go away and about the girl, who did that anyways, haha.

[houstontexans]

When you're in a quiet place like a library and you know you aren't supposed to laugh, that makes anything 10x funnier. It's happened to me in college sooo many times.

[HighValue]

So then it should be okay for a man to smash in a woman's head and permanently damage her too right?

[HighValue]

If anyone wonders why many more men these days don't trust or like most women, it is because of the sexist ones in this comments thread.

[HighValue]

https://www.webmd.com/men/guide/testicle-injuries

Is there any risk of permanent damage?
A swift kick to the balls or any forceful trauma can cause damage to any of your scrotum’s contents, especially if the protective covering is torn in the process. Given that your testicles produce semen, infertility is a possibility if you do enough damage.

Permanent damage can be caused by testicular rupture, which can affect fertility.

Testicular torsion is another serious injury that can result in the loss of a testicle if not treated within a few hours of the injury. It happens when the spermatic cord twists, cutting off blood supply to the testicle.

Sometimes, trauma can cause epididymitis, which is inflammation of the epididymis. This is a tube at the back of the testicles that stores and carries sperm. Left untreated, it can lead to shrinkage of the testicles, death of testicular tissue, and infertility.
www.healthline.com/.../kicked-in-the-balls#risks

[Relux47]

So a guy’s pain is funny to you? ✍️ I’m sure whatever you go through when you’re on your period isn’t funny

[kapkiki]

okay but like... i'm not writhing on the public library floor for 20 minutes when i'm on my period! like i feel sorry for him but i just couldn't help laughing

[Relux47]

Cool

[Daniel88]

Enjoying someone's pain? No, of course not. Why would that make you an asshole?

[AndrésC64]

Yes, you are the a-hole. Would it be just as funny if he punched her in the mouth? Would you still be laughing?

[Jhonrembo]

I have a feeling that girls like to kick man balls even though they do not deserve it. They just feel stronger and more in control.😂

[Anonymous]

Cold bitch I feel sorry for any man who’s exposed to you. If he was writhing for 20 minutes it was obviously extremely painful. Nothing funny about making someone sterile.

[kapkiki]

*shrugs* worlds got enough babies tbh

[Opinion Owner]

Ur just butthurt cause no man would wanna make em with a toxic bitch like you

[kapkiki]

tbh you sound like maybe someone kicked u in the balls a little too hard and now u can't make any

[Opinion Owner]

I didn’t play baseball as a kid fortunately

[standardguy]

I think it's great that you are so honest and tell us your funny feelings in this situation. My respect!

[anylolone]

Unlike that his nuts are ok.

I don't think you are an asshole for laughing, the question is why you laughed?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

So you also think it’s funny for a girl to be forced into intercourse? Disgusting.

[kapkiki]

bruh it's not that serious

[Dinosaursandanime65]

That’s like saying slavery should still be a thing

[Daniel88]

She said it's not that serious so you then compared it to slavery?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@Daniel88 So, why is just approaching someone, a male specifically, and technically using him not serious? If it isn’t, then I guess everyone should go around cutting out their tongues, putting them in a freezer for about two hours and using them as butt plugs

[Daniel88]

I have no idea what you're talking about

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@Daniel88 My point is, pain and exploitation of others shouldn’t be categorized with humor.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Here’s another similar situation. If my best friend is getting gang up on and I saw but did absolutely nothing besides watch, not even report it or anything, what kind of friend would I be?

[kapkiki]

Right but dude wasn't even my friend...

[Dinosaursandanime65]

It doesn't matter if you know the person or not.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

It’s like when people recorded a woman getting r*ped.

“Sick and evil bastard, forced yourself onto innocent lives. Took advantage of and exploited, your soul won’t have a good time”

[Daniel88]

Look, I'm not really on her side, I think she was kind of a bitch for laughing, but comparing it to slavery? She did nothing to him. He got kicked in a vulnerable place, and he wasn't being particularly quite about it. It's not like she had an ice pack in get purse but decided to withhold him, all she did was to laugh.

[Daniel88]

*withhold it

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@Daniel88 If someone were laughing at another person who just got r*ped, you or everyone else would probably be all up on their ass.

[Daniel88]

Are you comparing getting kicked in the nuts to getting raped?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@Daniel88 Yes I am, and not for the results. I’m comparing for what’s happening in them. By that I mean, both criminals in these situations are both taka advantage of that person for their gender and they’re both just some of the most dishonorable things. If you still consider me mad, then tell me what makes them so different.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

What makes one apparently “funny” while the other isn’t?

[Daniel88]

What makes them so different is that one involves emotional trauma that would leave deep scars that would never heal. She might still be scarred even after years of therapy.
The other just involves some pain and can be mostly relieved with an ice pack.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@Daniel88 Nice point. But I’m sure I’ve heard of at least one guy who has forever become very cautious around females to their devolution of instincts (I’m aware it’s not just them either, basically everyone. Even animals such as rabbits and elephants)

[Daniel88]

Heard where? On this website? It was probably a made up story

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Now answer the other question please

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Also like I once said, I am comparing them by theme, NOT RESULTS. Look at all of these disparages taking place, all of these offenses. This is micro discrimination, because they keep- Alright here, maybe this Willa help you understand that they’re BOTH VERY WRONG. Imagine these two situations as a fictional story, and right now I’m telling you the theme of these stories

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I believe your first reason has been overthrown/debunked. Step fourth one again

[Jingle-Balls]

As a guy I kinda understand your reaction. But I know I'd feel pretty embarrassed probably wishing you could feel that too lol

[Tabasco25]

No I don't think so. Possible a bad time to giggle in my opinion.

[FunkyMonkee]

You could've at least got him some ice. Lol.

[ChiPaPa]

Nah, that's funny.