How can I tell my girlfriend that she thinks the bathroom everytime she uses it without sounding awkward?

[Anonymous]

I want to ask her if she has stomach problems or pain because its literally everytime

[Guy13]

You do it in a way in which you can get laid because of it…

[Guy13]

My woman is so short if she burps her knees knock…she’s got sense of humor. Guess what they say about small packages are true…big things do come in small packages…. The first time I said that, I didn’t have the old school stink Lysol in hand…nor the the plug-in air freshener nor the febreeze…

[Guy13]

At first I took the position that I’m happy everything is working and the interior skin of your intestine molts off and replenishes after you 💩. So, I made a point to hug and love up on her…like she knows she cherished by kiss. “He loves me when I’m my ugliest” got me all kinds of special treatment…

[Guy13]

So after about 6 months of that Stank, I bought a can of the “medical scent” Lysol. Truth is she’s ocd clean, organized, and start-finish as one action…she can “knoses”👃

[Guy13]

So, I loved her the way she is. She’s exactly a Betty Boop princess and wants/expects the man to fix and make all things better…SO, transitioning to plug inRenuzit follow-up with Lysol after dump 💩 was a Fix. She fwcked my brains out downstairs mostly because she walk past the bath and think about her “sweet man”.
All I do is keep both the Renuzit plug filled and opened and unopened Lysol can under sink in each bath. Granted, 3.5 baths “coverage” can be pricey 365 dazzzzzES a year but Return is Good.

[Guy13]

Really, because sh knows she freaky lab drug research kind of clean and organized…and when she 💩 it smells like someone ripped her intestine out and sliced it open…She’s got soft eyes SO I recommend solving gently but with obvious intent…
“Intestine Exfoliation, 👃I see”was a poke term for awhile. Recently, “I can’t even tell you exfoliated.” And that’s the loving fix when cackling hens are over…And even the bitches treat me well…