Why are women so cute and adorable?

[Anonymous]

I JUST WANT TO SQUISH ALL OF YOUS FACE CHEEKS. OH MY FUCKING GOD I can't TAKE IT. WHENEVER I SEE A WOMAN I FREAK OUT I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM SO TIGHTLY AND FEED THEM FOOD UNTIL THEY GET NICE AND CHONKY. YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE PROTECTED. THEIR PERSONALITIES, LOOKS, AND SMELL SWEET MOTHER OF GOOOOOOD. THEY JUST LOOK AND ACT SO ADORABLE. HOW HOW ARE ALL OF YOU THIS ADORABLE. TELL ME. TELL ME NOW AHHHHHHHHH

[Apple1996]

I would get angry if you squished my cheeks

[Asker]

Why tho

[Sam_25]

I would squished her boobs @Apple1996

[Apple1996]

@Sam_25 lol not my boobies either

[Asker]

@Sam_25 stay away. she's my maiden. I will use lethal force if non cooperative

[Sam_25]

@Apple1996

I will definitely squished ya boobies every fucking day.

You wear bra?

[Asker]

@Sam_25 MOTHERFUCKER. Your gonna regret saying that to my beloved little dandelion gooey peanut butter pie. I will destroy you

[Sam_25]

Yes simp I'm your motherfucker. 😘

[Asker]

@Sam_25 I love you

[Freyke]

Because you are attracted to them.

[whereismyjohnny]

Uhmmm, okay... 😅

[Asker]

OH MY GOD ITS A WOMAN LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE FACE YOU ADORABLE CHEETO COCONUT. WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHY

[whereismyjohnny]

Cheeto coconut 🤣🤣