Has anyone met the type of woman described in the song, Short skirt, Long Jacket?

[HappyWoman34]

I’ve met a few of them, but I’m not that type myself.

[NamerOfStars]

Let's break it down:

-a girl with a mind like a diamond. So... rigid? Sparkly? Tough? That could mean too many things.

-a girl who knows what's best. Well, one who THINKS she knows what's best is easy; one who actually does is harder. I've known plenty of the former.

-a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes. So... the daughter of bad, bad Leroy Brown and Omar Sharif?

-a girl with the right allocations. So... financially savvy? Yeah, I've known some of those.

-a girl who's fast and thorough, and sharp as a tack. Yes.

-a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. I'd imagine that's most of them; if need be, get a girl of a different type and get her those things. Unless the idea is to make it look like she's not wearing anything BUT a jacket- but that, too, would be easy; unless there's been a MAJOR change in how women work, they can change their outfits.

-a girl who gets up early and stays up late. So, a woman with sleep deprivation? Yeah, I know more than a few.

-a girl with uninterrupted prosperity. I don't usually inquire about wealth; I've known some that I suspected were rich, but I can't say for certain.

-a girl who uses a machete to cut through red tape. This is quite clear: she gets things done, and doesn't have time for bureaucratic bullshit. I've only known a handful of such people, and only one or to were women. Incidentally, while I didn't like all of them, I DID respect them all.

-a girl with a smooth liquidation. Unless he wants to date a T-1000, I don't know what this means. While a shapeshifting girlfriend opens up HUGE possibilities, the whole "her goal is to destroy humankind" might be a problem; I could see "dating the monster to convince it that humanity is worth saving", but I don't think that would work with a robot.

-a girl with good dividends. See uninterrupted prosperity, above.

-a girl who wants a car that has a cupholder armrest, and will get her there. I can safely say I know women like that; the alternative is a car that's a status symbol, and men are MUCH more prone to that.