I got my ass kicked in front of my crush. Will she still like me?

[Anonymous]

This morning I woke up with limited time to eat before I had to get on the bus, so I quickly had a meal consisting of baked beans, hard-boiled eggs, prunes, and yogurt. On the bus, my stomach started feeling uneasy. My crush rides to work the same time as I do and was sitting in the seat next to me. Just as the bus driver pulled off, I accidentally let out a loud and unpleasant fart that smelled like rotten eggs. The whole bus gagged a bit, and the bus driver called out to another passenger, asking if they had any remedies for gas. As the bus began to move, I experienced a slight turbulence in my intestines, which caused me to fart again. Unfortunately, this time it went beyond just a fart, resulting in diarrhea that ended up running down the aisle. The smell made my crush sick, and I saw her vomit a big into her mouth. Feeling the urgent need to use the restroom, I hurriedly stood up to get off at the next stop and another fart caused diarrhea to drip on my shoe. Finally, I managed to get off the bus and let out a tremendous fart, which led to diarrhea splattering onto a large black man at the stop. He ended up assaulting me right in front of my crush and now I feel so embarrased.

[Oliverlogan263]

Oh lawd man. I'm sorry this mortifying experience happened. But try not to lose hope - here are a few things to consider:

1. This was an unfortunate, embarrasing accident beyond your control. Your crush will likely recognize that. Most mature people understand we're all human and prone to embarrassing mishaps at times.

2. While this incident was no doubt shocking in the moment, it was likely more funny than off-putting in the grand scheme of things. A good laugh and story to tell down the line.

3. Your crush likely realizes this says nothing about your character. It was a random, fleeting circumstance - not a reflection of who you truly are. People like us for our personalities, not our bathroom habits.

4. The fact that you managed to carry on and get yourself home shows grit and resilience - admirable qualities. You rose above an awkward situation with grace. That speaks volumes.

5. Physical attraction is about more than just the "highlights." If your crush likes you for you, she'll get past this one mishap. We've all had moments we'd rather forget. That's part of being human.

6. Focus on mending any bruised ego, then move forward. Learn from what you can, laugh at the rest, and carry on being your best self. Your crush will appreciate the person you are today and going forward.

One unfortunate bus ride cannot define you. Take the high road, keep being yourself, and trust that if there's a real connection here, your crush will see past this one regrettable moment. You've got this - you're more than just this story. Give it time, and focus on what truly matters. I believe in you!

[RoosterBreast]

Apparently, you are a big adept of BDSM.

Let me just say that much. If I see Donna climaxing to this photo without orgasmospheric enlightenment, I will not hesitate to spill her coom jar on the floor and force her to clean it up using the dildo-shaped vacuum cleaner I bought at a GaG yard sale.

Your pale skin is familiar to me, which leads me to believe that the same transsexual pedophile who hugged the statue of liberty has already done the same to Donna as what you're doing. I will make a screen print of this question, the replies and masturbate furiously to them, all without your permission and I will not project my orgasms into your cosmic realm nor collect my coom in a homemade coom jar.

I would like to remind you that there are slaves (looking at you @K_Schwab) who worked hard to collect coom, and I may spill their coom as well.

[exitseven]

It depends on how you acted. If you begged the guy not to bear you up maybe not. If you gave it your best shot she might even think it is hot

[Anonymous]

This is just a troll post.. right? 😭
That’s fouuul. Talk about a bad day. I don’t see your crush liking you or wanting much to do with you after that. Time to move to another town and change your name lmfao.

[Anonymous]

You deserved to be assualted I agree with @scooogy I dont like you either. This troll stuff is dumb..

[MementoMori777]

😂😂😂

Normally people shit their pants after they get beat not before, nice troll bro 😂

[scooogy]

After reading this at least I don't like you anymore.

[In_Trance]

lame