This morning I woke up with limited time to eat before I had to get on the bus, so I quickly had a meal consisting of baked beans, hard-boiled eggs, prunes, and yogurt. On the bus, my stomach started feeling uneasy. My crush rides to work the same time as I do and was sitting in the seat next to me. Just as the bus driver pulled off, I accidentally let out a loud and unpleasant fart that smelled like rotten eggs. The whole bus gagged a bit, and the bus driver called out to another passenger, asking if they had any remedies for gas. As the bus began to move, I experienced a slight turbulence in my intestines, which caused me to fart again. Unfortunately, this time it went beyond just a fart, resulting in diarrhea that ended up running down the aisle. The smell made my crush sick, and I saw her vomit a big into her mouth. Feeling the urgent need to use the restroom, I hurriedly stood up to get off at the next stop and another fart caused diarrhea to drip on my shoe. Finally, I managed to get off the bus and let out a tremendous fart, which led to diarrhea splattering onto a large black man at the stop. He ended up assaulting me right in front of my crush and now I feel so embarrased.
I got my ass kicked in front of my crush. Will she still like me?
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