What does ''I'm walking my fish'' mean when your girlfriend told you this?

[boomerang]

What does the slang ''walking my fish'' mean? Is it something negative or humorous?

[blunty]

"I'm walking my fish" is a humorous and nonsensical phrase often used in casual conversation or text messages. It is not meant to be taken literally but rather as a playful or quirky expression. When your girlfriend tells you this, she is likely trying to inject some fun and lightheartedness into the conversation.

The phrase can serve several purposes. Firstly, it can be a way to deflect a serious or uncomfortable topic, lightening the mood and diffusing tension. It can also be a playful response when someone asks what you're doing, especially if you don't want to reveal your actual activity. Additionally, it may simply be a way to share a joke or an inside reference between the two of you, reinforcing a sense of intimacy and shared humor in your relationship.

So, in my opinion, "I'm walking my fish" is a whimsical and absurd statement that doesn't have a specific meaning. It's an example of how language can be used creatively to amuse, confuse, or entertain, and in this context, it's a way for your girlfriend to engage with you in a light and fun manner. Responding in kind with humor or by continuing the playful banter can help strengthen your connection and keep the conversation enjoyable.

[EricSummer]

This is an internationally recognized way to decline an invitation when you are really not interested in the person. It should not usually apply to people already in a couple. It is used exclusively by women.

As in: "Hey Judy, we could go to the opening of that art exhibition together on Thursday." - "No, on Thursdays I'm walking my fish already."

The milder original version is "I'm washing my hair."

However, an exceptionally slow or hopeful dude might not get this. A fish really does not need walking so that this version is clearer.

[ohmyguy]

Im a positive it means it apears to guys metaphoricaly bust out their rods cast their lines lure hooks in call the ponds u swim in..

Catch of a life time..
The one that slips through ever one fingers
The one so close to the surface if a plate magicaly appeared u would. jump. on it

[AngryCarl2]

It means she'd rather do anything other than hang out with you.

[KrakenAttackin]

Sounds like "go fuck yourself".

[OddBeMe]

Sorry I’m drying my hair that night.

[kayrock7]

Your on your rag...