Do you fart or burp more?

[FoodBaby]

Girls, how often do you fart and how often do you burp? And I'm talking real burps and farts.

[_Maya_]

I don't keep track of said things. If I have to do either I do it discreetly because that's what most girls do. We don't celebrate that sort of thing like guys do. Certainly not enough to keep count throughout the day and then remember how many times so that when someone inquires online about it we can go oh yeah it was 7 times the last time I kept track. Even if I did know the answer to your question what value would that bring for you? Are you doing some sort of research for medical school? I doubt it so therefore it isn't really relevant how many times we do it because it is of no value to you. Hell it isn't any value to me to know that.

[Anonymous]

Congrats on a somewhat original trolljob

[Hotboy_booblover]

I far whenever I want. Never kept a count

[Anonymous]

Now I fart at night

[Opinion Owner]

But they never smell