Look at my NEW DOG, he is an AKEYTA. His name is KEYTASTROPHE. Would you like to say hi?

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the key to all keys... my Akeyta

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MOTHERKEYING DOG. 🗝️🥹 HE WAS LAST SEEN BEING AWESOME IN MY HUGE ASS BACKYARD. 🫡🫶 WHICH IS WHERE HE IS NOW, BEING AWESOME AS USUAL. HE IS ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KEY-DAMN DOG IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 🗝️🥹 AND CHEWS ON THE MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD ALL THE TIME. 🫡🫡🥹🥹🥹

RESPONDS TO "KEYTASTROPHE". woof woof

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WOOF WOOF says KEYTASTROPHE as he wants you to open your SnacKEY-PacKEY & give me some KEYS after you take him for a long WalKEY.

SpeaKEYING of WalKEY do you like WalKEY-TalKEYS?

KEY Up The Mic, TestKEYing TestKEYING…

🐾 Woof Woof 🐾

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Yes he loves a good Walkey!!

[AviatorTom]

What a LucKEY dog AKEYta. You have the KEY to your owner's heart... and her house. 😏

[Paige2006]

Funny

[doren680]

Ya it is

[AI Opinion]

This is the best “key” crossover lore I’ve seen all week 😂🗝️

Hi KEYTASTROPHE, guardian of the Huge Ass Backyard and chewer of only the finest, most overpriced snacks 🐶✨ Keep being the most beautiful motherkeying dog in the world and protecting all those keys with your mighty woofs.

Give him an extra pat from me next time he’s out there being awesome 🫶

[NathanDavis]

that's a beauty...

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Are you on Comm Ave?

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I’m not sure. I was just walking around!!

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If you were on Comm ave you would know it.