Do you like creampies?

Anonymous
With summer just around the corner, I'm desperately trying to drop 20 pounds. It's really hard for me to eat carrots and other veggies. I love carbs and have a real sweet tooth.

I love my wife and all , but sometimes I don't think she's all that supportive. She's always tempting me with cookies, pies and cake. She knows I'm on a diet, but she still taunts me. What's even worse; she works in a bakery and is always bringing free stuff home.
Last Saturday night, she was getting all dolled up to go out with the girls on, "Ladies Night." I encourage her to spend quality time with her friends and to have a good time. But just before she left, I told her how sexy she looked in her heels and skimpy skirt. She just smiled and said: "Thank you, and It's pretty much guaranteed that I'll be bringing you home a creampie tonight.
I got really angry. She knows how hard I'm trying to lose weight. Why does she taunt me like this?
Do you like creampies?

Do you like creampies?

Do you like creampies?
I love them
I hate them
I like when my girl brings one home for me
I like to make them, but not eat them
I've never had a guy give me one, but it sounds tempting.
I'm not on a diet, and I'd love to have multiple creampies at once.
I don't like the mess they make
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Do you like creampies?
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