Do you like creampies?

[Anonymous]

With summer just around the corner, I'm desperately trying to drop 20 pounds. It's really hard for me to eat carrots and other veggies. I love carbs and have a real sweet tooth.

I love my wife and all , but sometimes I don't think she's all that supportive. She's always tempting me with cookies, pies and cake. She knows I'm on a diet, but she still taunts me. What's even worse; she works in a bakery and is always bringing free stuff home.
Last Saturday night, she was getting all dolled up to go out with the girls on, "Ladies Night." I encourage her to spend quality time with her friends and to have a good time. But just before she left, I told her how sexy she looked in her heels and skimpy skirt. She just smiled and said: "Thank you, and It's pretty much guaranteed that I'll be bringing you home a creampie tonight.
I got really angry. She knows how hard I'm trying to lose weight. Why does she taunt me like this?

I love them

I hate them

I like when my girl brings one home for me

I like to make them, but not eat them

I've never had a guy give me one, but it sounds tempting.

I'm not on a diet, and I'd love to have multiple creampies at once.

I don't like the mess they make

[Brewmaster531]

Oh my goodness!!! I freaking love you sir. That was hilarious!!! Oh my goodness. This needs to be on the front page here! That was good.

[Asker]

Are you in the same boat as me? I'd LOVE for my sexy lady to come home at 4 AM and crawl in bed with me and surprise me with a nice creampie. But after I ate it all up, I'd be hating myself for being weak. I know she's just trying to be a good wife, but I just wish she'd just let other people eat her creampies.

[AcidT0y]

Started reading this thinking "wow I thought this was going a totally different direction" got to the end like "wait what?" 😂

[Asker]

Would you eat your wife's creampie if you were on a diet?

[AcidT0y]

Maybe if I made it myself so I know what's in there. If she brought back a cream pie when she went out then I'm not eating it. There could be anything in there and I'm on a diet.

[Asker]

I hope you give it a try. You will love it and she will love you for it.

[Hannajenky]

This post makes me want one but they are not healthy lol

[Kandy-Kane]

Coconut, chocolate, banana, yummmm

[Asker]

Has your boyfriend or husband ever given you one?

[Kandy-Kane]

It's a secret

[Asker]

Would you ever share your creampie with a girl?

[Kandy-Kane]

Noooooo

[Asker]

Would you share it with your boyfriend?

[bubbakong2006]

Nothing like a fresh creampies love cum dripping out of my wife’s pussy makes my cock rock hard knowing I’m going to lick her and slide my hard cock in her cum drenched pussy I can’t last to long I’m so horny knowing I’m fucking her full of another guys cum and she’s really turned on that I like it she cums toalot

[Anonymous]

Yeah that sounds hot I like when my wife bring some home for me

[Asker]

Are you not on a diet?

[Opinion Owner]

No I'll eat one any chance I get

[Asker]

I love cooking, but I know I'm not very good at it. Do you like eating your own creampies, or those made by others?

[Opinion Owner]

I have but not much she usually don't let me do the cooking

[Asker]

Don't get me wrong. I really aspire to being a better cook, but I just don't seem to have the aptitude for it. My wife is so loving and caring, but she also lets me know that she will stay with me forever, just as long as she can have the privilege to enjoy other peoples cooking.

[Opinion Owner]

At least she's nice enough to let you eat some of that cooking

[eatadic]

https://i.imgur.com/7IgWM.gif

[bulltaker]

I love them, not knowing who put it in her is part of the kink

[LegateLanius]

I would love for a paramore to come back into bed with some nice fresh donuts with a creamy center.

[AM-205]

I love Pie... But if you mean the other one, Yes!

[Asker]

Are you watching your calories?

[AM-205]

Well, I never do. I eat ANYTHING from Goat Milk, to Whoppers, and I've been 130 lbs for 4 years!

[CT_CD]

I love them

[Asker]

Eating them or making them?

[CT_CD]

Eating them

[Asker]

You're not worried a about the caloric intake?

[CT_CD]

No. I need the calories to make gains

[cupidkisses]

Never heard

[Asker]

LMAO

[bubba4397]

This guy^^

[Anonymous]

You have a sick sense of humor

[Asker]

You're probably the type of guy who loves Disneyland, more than the kids. God bless you.

[Opinion Owner]

Not sure what that means, but thank you. Same to you.

[Anonymous]

no, only fruit.