Boyfriend's first-anniversary gift; what are your thoughts?

[Anonymous]

I wanted to add some humour to our 1st anniversary; what are your thoughts?

[BoobSlayer]

Get your boyfriend some melons, honkers, boobies, tits, milkers, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, coconuts, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, noogies, or

jugs. These are all very specific things. Melons are large and round breasts that give the appearance of a ripe fruit. Honkers are extra large breasts, specifically in proportion to the rest of the woman's body. Boobies, nothing special, albet smaller or average-sized breasts. Tits are especially horny boobs.

Milkers can be melon, boobs, or honkers of lactating mothers. Chesticles are or resemble man boobs. Bazoombas are a subset of melons with an ineffable "wow" factor. Coconuts are rather large and perky with an especial firmness. Fiery biscuits are larger ones, not quite bazoombas or melons but noteworthy, perhaps belonging to a red-headed Welsh or Irish girl.

Cantaloupes are obviously more pointy melons. Boom booms are also a type of melons or honkers but belong to an Asian girl, perhaps, or just remind you of something that goes boom for whatever reason. Noogies are cute little boobies. Jugs are large, round breasts, again like melons, but with a moderately large areola.

[Billlewis]

I think you've got the perfect gift right now...

[Simslover92]

Nice! Wish I knew what to get my boyfriend. I have 10 months to think about what to get him but I'm sort of reeling from it because I have no clue whatsoever. Hopefully I figure it out before that time comes.

[Anonymous]

First anniversary is paper so a nice stationery set from Smythson or similar.

[In_Trance]

You know him better than anyone else; if you think it's a good idea, do it

[Anonymous]

you could buy a cleaver and chop his dick off

[humanearth]

Sex position gift cards

[Anonymous]

What is a Yeg model?

[SpaceGalaxy]

YOU in a lingerie

[Ms_Facesitter]

I like it! Do it!

[Guardian45]

Whats a Yeg Model?