Chocolate that tastes like shit? Or shit that tastes like chocolate?

[IchLiebeDich55]

which one would you prefer?

[findingdreamland]

If I had to choose... hımmmmmmm shit that tastes like chocolate.
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[Toad-1]

What am i looking at? O. o

[IchLiebeDich55]

Mmmmmh, yaaaasssss!!! Shit that tastes like chocolate!!!

[findingdreamland]

chocolate. :P @Toad-1

[IchLiebeDich55]

Chocolate...

[Anonymous]

Neither. The chocolate would taste awful, but the shit would taste wonderful but I really don't want E. coli.

[Account]

How do people come up with such questions?

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahaha, I didn't come up with the question, I heard from somewhere else, and well you know...

[Account]

It would be awesome if you did!

[IchLiebeDich55]

I know right, hahahaha! :)

[Account]

: )!

[IchLiebeDich55]

:D <3

[Ulyss]

Why Not Bo-- wait what
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[CHARismatic110]

Chocolate that tastes like chocolate...

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahahahaha, sounds legit :D

[AnimeChick]

Shit that taste like chocolate

[Anonymous]

how about you eat my shit?

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahahahaha, I'm good thanks. Though if shit tasted like chocolate I wouldn't mind...

[Opinion Owner]

*poops out chocolate tasting shit just for you*

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahahahahaha *opens mouth as wide as possible to get every last morsel*

[Ulyss]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) hmmmmmmm

[IchLiebeDich55]

:D Yummm

[rocccky]

would you rather be drowned or burned alive?

[IchLiebeDich55]

Ahhh, probably drowned.

[rocccky]

well then.. in water taste like piss or in piss taste like water? LOL its weird.

[IchLiebeDich55]

Ewww, I hate water. Might as well taste like piss for all I care, even though I've never tasted piss. I reckon it would be cool to have piss taste like water though. If piss tasted like water, we wouldn't have a water shortage problem or droughts. We'd just take a piss and then take a sip and we'd be right to go again.

[rocccky]

if that so.. it means if shit tastes like choclates then it would be lot easier for kids! LOL

[IchLiebeDich55]

I know right!!! If shit tasted like chocolate then I would eat my shit for a lifetime... *omnonmonom, muffled eating sounds*

[rocccky]

i am choclate and i take it as offence!!

[IchLiebeDich55]

Sorry, chocolate, I apologize! Let us be chocolate buddies in pieces!

[rocccky]

then what about shit?

[IchLiebeDich55]

Shit can be buddies too. They're kinda more of a literal party pooper though :)

[IamMrHappyPants]

Chocolate does taste like shit so neither ,)

[IchLiebeDich55]

How can you say that chocolate tastes like shit? Have you ever eaten shit?

[IamMrHappyPants]

No but chocolate tastes so bad that I imagine that's what shit would taste like. I mean it even looks like shit... literally

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahahahahaha. Aww, chocolate is so yummy!

[IamMrHappyPants]

You like shit? Gross

[IchLiebeDich55]

Hahaha, no not shit. I like chocolate.

[IamMrHappyPants]

Chocolate=shit

[IchLiebeDich55]

No man. Just no. Just no. Chocolate is my life. I could live in the chocolate factory.

[IamMrHappyPants]

Enjoy your life in shit. That's gonna stink.

[IchLiebeDich55]

Nooooo... It's okay chocolate... he didn't mean it... there, there, shhh... I'll eat you...

[IamMrHappyPants]

I didn't know shit had feelings? Crap...

[IchLiebeDich55]

Chocolate gonna be okay...

[IamMrHappyPants]

Yea it will be. You'll push more chocolate out of your butt.

[IchLiebeDich55]

I'd shove it in your face then. *here, eat my chocolate*

[IamMrHappyPants]

No... I don't like

[IchLiebeDich55]

Well. we're even then.

[IamMrHappyPants]

Oh no... you'd get it if you did that to me ;p