Would you rather give up pizza or oral sex?

Question

If you had to give up pizza or oral sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

WhatTheHellAmy · Accepted Answer

My first love and oral sex... I don't what I would do without oral sex, so byebye pizza.  Giving head and receiving it's one of the most amazing feelings.

itsallover · Accepted Answer

Good oral is heaven sent. So pizza, without question.

DontDropIt · Accepted Answer

That's tough =\ I love penis and pizza way too much.

Bards · Accepted Answer

You are a true monster.

zorro8888 · Accepted Answer

Well I guess this is a good time as any to cut down on carbs, so goodbye pizza... you will be missed :(

ccp16 · Accepted Answer

I can't cum from oral, so I'll take the pizza thank you.

PiuBelloAmante · Answer

I haven't eaten pizza in about 2 months, to be honest i could live without it
Oral sex is really good, but pizza... actually its fine i will give up pizza

If it was soup... i couldnt do it lol!
i love a warm soup

crystalt70 · Answer

Definitely pizza. My thighs would thank me and so would my vagina. 😁

Est93 · Answer

Food trumps oral sex. Pizza = happiness. But that's just my opinion...

slavekimmy · Answer

Oral sex. Easiest decision ever made. I love that more guys voted oral.

VonHoffer · Answer

I can live without oral sex. Besides, I'm not doing any kind of sex until I am happily married to the woman Jesus picked out for me. I can't live without pizza. I have to have it every  Friday  for lunch and dinner.

Alexious · Answer

Never had oral before.. But I've heard if you have the right person they make it amazing.. Though I'm sensitive down there and I'm easily aroused.
So.. Idek.. I want to at least try oral before deciding. I do love pizza with all my heart, after all.

Octavius · Answer

I don't like to eat pizza all that much. But then again it is pizza...

Not_Helping · Answer

Someone slobbering on me supposedly for my pleasure I can pass on.

douride2 · Answer

Send out the pizza & let me think on this for a bit.

5k1nny · Answer

Never had oral sex before, so as of this moment, I'd give it up for pizza. But if I ever get oral sex then maybe I'd change my mind.

DodgersGM · Answer

I'll give up the pizza. Lots of other amazing foods out there.

TadCurious · Answer

The pizza would have to go. I would just eat calzones instead.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Well I'm waiting until marriage and I love pizza so this is a pretty easy choice for me, obviously I am going to keep eating pizza.

Remonster · Answer

Oral sex. I enjoy giving more than receiving, anyway.

Bandit74 · Answer

I've never had B so giving it up won't really change my life too much. Plus I LOVE pizza. I eat it weekly 😊

CHARismatic110 · Answer

I've never given or received oral sex sooo... what time does the pizza get here?

Unersheep · Answer

Pizza will make you fat. Oral just makes you happy

Nathand · Answer

i'm on a year of no pizza.  sex is overrated. I'd survive anything.

BabaYaga · Answer

wow never thought some fellow men would give up such great stupendous feeling, big fucking question mark on my head right now lol

Jessicocoa · Answer

I'd rather give up oral. It's not like I'm getting any anyways...

cl_517 · Answer

Oral sex because I've never had oral sex or sex and I can't resist pizza! PIZZA IS LIFE, OKAY?

Mustachekitteh · Answer

I can live without oral. :D  VIVA LA PIZZA!

PippiL · Answer

What kind of monster are you?

DrPhiI · Answer

I'd give oral sex for pizza.

thatkaruguy · Answer

You are pure evil!

drummergirl18 · Answer

How can you even make me choose between those 😭😭

Drooogie4 · Answer

Pizza. Don't eat cheese anyways. Haha

hypno-trip · Answer

I don't even like pizza I'm Asian.

Nice_Guy_Last · Answer

Wait, giving oral or receiving oral?

Starry_Night93 · Answer

I'd rather have my dick sucked.

I_am_repulsive · Answer

I would rather have pizza

JustinCaseUDontKnow · Answer

Pizza, all the way ,

dwayne101 · Answer

Can we have the oral while eating some pizza

JSmuve · Answer

Pizza. I can find substitutes.

Cowboy6666 · Answer

Both.. I haven't tasted both.. :/

Anno_Domini · Answer

I'm a virgin, so I'll keep the pizza, thanks.

chrisbigman · Answer

Hmmm... I don't know.

vekin · Answer

That is easy i go for pizza :)

medical2523 · Answer

Oral sex dont need it

KDA20 · Answer

Give up pizza

apexalpha · Answer

oral sex easy

Ihav2fart · Answer

Just kill me!

CandyandPinkCats · Answer

Oral. I love food.

ClariceOwen23 · Answer

Probably pizza

Ricky209 · Answer

I gave up pizza.

bubbletrouble · Answer

Oral sex I guess.

JackTyler · Answer

I'd give up oral

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