Tell us about it! The last time i peed was about 6 months ago my mom that night, and i asked if i could sleep in her bed.
i wanted to sleep in her bed because its bigger, and softer than mine. She also has a huge surround sound tv. i fell asleep like a baby, and i had a dream i was peeing... so i peed... i woke up.. i was like... shit... i washed all my moms stuff...
That's not even the worse part, i tried to wash it all before my mom got home but she came home while it was washing..
She thought i had a wet dream, and released in her bed. she seemed proud.. it was so embarrassing... i didn't do that in your bed woman!!! she seemed so proud, but no that wasn't what happened...
i explained what happened and she gave me that "if you say so" look... it was hell...
I got really drunk one night with a group of friends when I was around 25. I needed to go to the toilet but they suggested to hold it until we got to the next night club. That involved going on a crowded train in rush hour.
When we got there, I asked if I could go to the toilet in the station and they encouraged me to just wait a short while longer until we reached the next club. So we walk for about 5 minutes and reach the club and I end up running downstairs to the toilet only to find a line there. At this point I'm squirming around and can't wait any longer (had like 20 drinks already) and ended up peeing my pants.
I got really annoyed at my friends over it but decided it wasn't worth ruining the night over, so I went upstairs and just announced to everyone there, "Hey everybody, look, I peed my pants!"
After that I danced around for a bit in the center of the stage with a giant pee stain on my pants until my friends made it up to me by taking a break to go shopping while I was freaking everyone out. They ended up buying me a new pair of jeans and I managed to change into them in the bathroom at the club.
a month ago or something. The toilet was occupied so I decided to wait while chatting with my cousins. They told me a joke and I laughed so hard, sneezed and peed a bit! 😂😂😂😂
I don’t know, probably when I was like 3 or 4 I don’t really remember. As a guy you just kind of whip it out and pee in a bush or on a wall if you really need to go and there is no bathroom.
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