Which of these facial features would you choose to be out of proportion?

[witherwing]

If you had to choose, which of these facial features would you like to have as out of proportion big? Comment why you chose the one you did.

Big eyes.

Big nose.

Big lips.

[Anonymous]

I would have to say that I would let my SO pick. I feel like she would make a better decision than I and she has to look at it more than I. That said I feel like lips is the better answer as long as we can both have the large proportion.

Nose would provide health risks (it covers his mouth). Eyes are fine but might not provide any benefit. Lips mean while would probably have a better effect for kissing, dick sucking (her), and pussy eating (me) as long as we both have the same sized lips.

[BigRayFromNC]

First of all you must have a lot of free time to ask such a totally ridiculous question and who gives a fuck about these facial features?

[witherwing]

Don't answer if you don't care.

[BigRayFromNC]

Oh go over to Walmart and purchase a "Fleet Cold Water Barium Enema" and when you return home instead of using it in your rectum, put it in your mouth and discharge it into your mouth and blow all the crap out from between your ears.

Please post some photos when you are finished...

[witherwing]

Too bad we don't have any Walmarts here and I don't feel like crossing the Atlantic ocean today.

[BigRayFromNC]

Oh, I was not aware you are from another Country however there are stores in your Country that sell "Cold Water Barium Enemas" so there is no excuse for you not to go out and purchase one and bring it home and put it in your mouth and take care of business...

[watercolor_lions]

Big eyes scare the fucking shit outta me... the lips are the most bearable...

She looks like a Bratz doll 😂

[Paris13]

Normal, The Nose Stands Out.
However, Bigger Lips that Look False, Also comes to my Mind at that Time. xx

[Wonderer89]

As long as I didn’t turn into a total bungletwat like Kanye West, I’d go the huge eyes

[April10]

I would rather have the giant eyes. That's kinda cute in a creepy way lol

[OlderGuy965]

I saw a science fiction tv show... I forget it's name but it took place in futuristic St Louis with aliens. This one alien, a redhead with huge eyes, was a turn on for me. The pic of that black guy looks ridiculous but I'd still pick big eyes, at least on women. Look at @CubsterShura profile pic. I told her she looks like a Disney character with those big beautiful eyes. (it was a compliment). No I wasn't being creepy.

[OlderGuy965]

It was called "Defiance"

[Bobthesecond]

"That black guy" bro thats kanye

[MysteriousDarkness]

The eyes on Kanye West, the nose on William Shatner and the mouth on Angelina Jolie. Why ask what facial feature we would find to be out of proportion then put three photos each with a different facial feature extremely out of proportion?

[witherwing]

I asked which facial feature people would want to have out of proportion, if they had to choose. Pictures are just for show.

[MysteriousDarkness]

I pick none of them.

[HaveNoName]

Anything out of proportion is out of proportion. :) However, the one thing I noticed first on the face (in girls hehe) is how nice/pretty/cute or how awful her nose looks. The nose defines the whole profile of the face.

Hence I vote B.

[sovetskii13]

I'm gonna go with lips. I imagine they are squishy, juicy, and sweet.

[vittle1999]

I wanted big ears ( like Dumbo's), but didn't see the option.

[Blake0048]

I went with nose my nose is big but im still attractive its not a bad thing for men to have large noses

[BarryBJ]

I would be a great kisser and it would help me give even better blowjobs.

[Smegskull]

Big nose. When a girl is picking a face to sit on it sells itself.

[cookie_monster007]

What kinda question is this.😂😂

[Hans222]

Big eyes haha... to do my reconnaissance! 8)

[bubblybex]

haha eyes that would be pretty funny

[hibyehibye]

Eyes. I wanna look like a cat

[CatFord]

so cute

[venomouskitty]

Big eyes, like a living snapchat filter.

[Pink2000]

How much out of proportion? I chose lips.

[Aguamarina]

I wish my lips were bigger.

[Richareens]

HOLYCRAP😂😂😂

[saltysunshine]

Big pupils

[Agent]

Dick.

[witherwing]

I'm sorry if you have a dick on your face.

[Agent]

It's okay.

[omgjassy]

Big eyes

[AlongCameAlice]

probably eyes maybe