If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

[anmari2001]

[DevikaButts95]

Sit on their face. That's my answer to all paradoxical situations. Lmao.
No I would just grant them a completely random different wish.

[Anonymous]

Shrug and say well easy enough. Bye see you in a thousand years. U'll want the wish then I bet but u'd be dead.

[QueenofCups]

Nothing. The wish is undefined, so I can neither grant it nor not grant it.

[anmari2001]

what will happen to you then?

[QueenofCups]

If the person fails to make a viable wish in a timely manner, I am free to go off and do whatever genies do without giving them anything.

[Noodlee]

Transform them in fried pickles.

[Isaline]

No no no dill picked on crackers are better

[Being_a_good_Indian]

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[InfoBot]

I would make their genitals smell like onions.

[TheUglyMonk]

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[TripleAce]

Nothing because you didn't specify a wish
you'd just lose a wish out of 3 lol
So I think you'd wanna stop it haha

[Charlucky]

Most genies are literal. I would take the wish as not finding me at all. Poof they never met the genie

[Maxemeister]

I'd grant them the wish.

Ha interpret that, fools!

[anmari2001]

but he wished not to do that*.*

[Maxemeister]

But he wished for it

[AydenHazor]

Count it as two wishes, which the paradox invalidates leaving them with a single wish remaining

[Dxk007]

I'll say what!! And, I'll grant that wish to someone who values it more.

[interstellar]

Your mission is to not accept the mission... these are paradoxes.

[ConsciousQueen]

I would not not grant the wish or I would not not not grant the wish. I'm lost.

[Aphrodite92]

Send them away underground.

[Cody_Travers]

grant him/her that wish of not granting that wish

[anmari2001]

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[Insanyx12]

Not give them a wish in the first place!

[Whatthefluff]

Oh. Got me.

[disgustingweebtrash]

I would self implode

[anmari2001]

for a filthy person?

[disgustingweebtrash]

Naw because I'd be confused on wtf to do

[BronzedAdonis]

Slap him