Can Penguins actually fly?

[Swaggirl1]

Is it possible the same people who created the myth that the earth is round also created this myth as well?

Yeah penguins can fly

No penguins can't fly and the earth is round

I wanna eat a penguin

Tohhhru is a penguin

Penguins are chickens

[AlienParasite]

Penguins are the only creatures that can comunicate with God. That's why they always kind of look to the sky. That's also why they look delicious. One day humans will eat penguins at KFC. Japanese might already have eaten penguin flesh, but they are not humans, so it doesn't count.

[Swaggirl1]

Fascinating

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

Everyone knows penguins can’t fly, dummy. They can only sing and dance.

[Swaggirl1]

Oh what was I thinking.

[Anon_af]

Yeah they can if you chuck them hard enough

[ThePundertaker]

Penguins always fly

[Swaggirl1]

I agree

[ThePundertaker]

Thank you sooooooo much

[Swaggirl1]

Ur whalecum soooo much

[ThePundertaker]

Thank you

[Swaggirl1]

Welcome

[Ayendee]

I ejaculated at the end of Happy Feet, so I can confirm that penguins can fly. If the earth was round then they'd just belly slide around like that Mario 64 race, but this is real life. The Earth is flat, with no inclines to slide on, they must fly for travel. It's a known fact, like how pee is stored in the balls.

[Swaggirl1]

U r very educational.

[Jjpayne]

Penguins are super fly and they can fly with faith and trust and a little bit of drugs... I mean pixie dust... pixie dust

[Swaggirl1]

That's how I fly

[abc3643]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_hd25_XjIs

[WhereAmI]

No, but penguin poop is the primary cause behind climate change.

[Swaggirl1]

Those damn penguins

[WhereAmI]

The guano attracts the sun which in turn melts the ice cap and we all die from tsunamis.

[WhereAmI]

I know; they should be required to wear adult diapers, eh?

[Swaggirl1]

Agreed

[bubbatxman]

Maybe they could at one point, but I believe that the evolutionary train has left the station. The wings are for swimming now.

[ImaginativeDreamer]

Not without the flying umbrella :P
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[LisaLisa89]

Penguins can fly.
The earth is flat.
Climate change is fake news.
Trump is amazing.

[hindril]

The best made up truths.

[Kaneki05]

The last 3 votes are my answer ashame i could only pick one.

[andreasderjuengere]

We live in a world of equality. So: Penguins have the absolute right to be able to fly.

[LegateLanius]

Flying penguins or Miracles of Evolution is a BBC film trailer made in 2008 as an April Fools' Day hoax.

[BigSkyCowgirl]

Nope, but I want to hug one

They are soo damn cute

[Pauliho]

Bruh... what planet are you living on? Uranus?

Of course they can fly.

[Deathraider]

They can't.

But who cares? They're really cute and tiny.

[hindril]

Of course they can fly. After they were launched from the catapult, they flew for a long ways. Penguin also make good cats. The earth is triangle.

[sarahhcmarie]

have you seen a penguin fly?

[Swaggirl1]

I have

[sarahhcmarie]

wow that's impressive

[Anonymous]

Penguins stopped flying when auks were renamed penguins

[Opinion Owner]

http://www.nhptv.org/wild/alcidae.asp
The name change was done by the Welsh.

[Tohhhru]

They fly right with piggies

[Swaggirl1]

Stupid piggies

[Pamina]

Penguins can do anything.

[TrixiePooch]

So can an ostrich, pigs, and a kiwi fly too.

[TonyMetal86]

Penguins are chickens 🤣

[jimyee]

The myth they can fly or can't fly?

[NaughtySarah]

Only if you get them drunk lol

[HeyThere94]

Sure they can, and I am Johnny Appleseed

[GoldCobra]

I think penguins can fly

[MidnightCowboy]

They can't, but they are super cute

[CT_CD]

Yeah

[Swaggirl1]

Thanks

[ShesAmerican]

Yes they can

[gowtham12]

Nah but you can fly for sure

[Anonymous]

Penguins can't fly, but the earth is flat.

[MountainDewMan]

They can Swim:)!

[TheNephilim]

Yeah

[Slim57]

They can't fly