All the time. Every waking moment is a yearning to stuff my testes under a fruit juice presser, or perhaps a tenderizing meat mallet. A hydraulic press is an upgraded meat mallet.

Have you ever seen a human testicle being dissected? It looks like a boiled egg.

Wow that would be neat. To do. Not real balls but tennis balls

Not only wanted, I have done it.

I don't have ballz anymore @Tyliah, greedy ass bitch decided she wanted them😭

Not only that! I regularly hammer them and I'm thinking about tying them up with steel cord so that the lack of blood circulation will make them fall off. Then we are going to eat them with rice and potatoes.

I don't have any, but can I volunteer someone else's?

I want to see that happen to a watermelon

No. No, I can't say that I have.

my balls are almost invisible cuz of steroids

Oh yes PLAY WITH MY BALLS MOMMY!!!

Have you ever wanted to hydraulic press your balls?

RyanAmaral

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Have you ever wanted to hydraulic press your balls?

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The_Dean Follow
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All the time. Every waking moment is a yearning to stuff my testes under a fruit juice presser, or perhaps a tenderizing meat mallet. A hydraulic press is an upgraded meat mallet.

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WindowLicker Follow
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Have you ever seen a human testicle being dissected? It looks like a boiled egg.

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Tyliah Follow
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Wow that would be neat. To do. Not real balls but tennis balls

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- RyanAmaral
  
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  What about mine under there?
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Yeah I would
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  Might need a mini one
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Lol.
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Thanks
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  You're not welcome
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Yes I am
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  Maybe
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Shut up I am welcomed😡
  
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Not only wanted, I have done it.

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angry_llama Follow
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I don't have ballz anymore @Tyliah, greedy ass bitch decided she wanted them😭

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- Tyliah
  
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  They look amazing on me
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  She does look amazing with balls
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Thank u
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  I miss my balls😭😭😭
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  U can't have them back😡
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  Ryan...
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  That's me
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  Can u pwees share ur balls with me😥?
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Okay. I'll share them
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  I thought you were a holy child
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Damn it Ryan I'm gonna kick ur ass😡
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  Uuh I said that?
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  @Tyliah don't do that😡
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  She loves my ass 😤
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  Who Tyliah?
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  Yes!
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  But u love her ass more right?
  
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- RyanAmaral
  
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  Yeah, she doesn't stick everything up there. Her vagina on the other hand is a yikes 🤤
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  REPORTED!!!
  
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- angry_llama
  
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  Fuck
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  😡😡😡
  
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Not only that!
I regularly hammer them and I'm thinking about tying them up with steel cord so that the lack of blood circulation will make them fall off.
Then we are going to eat them with rice and potatoes.

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Metallsturm Follow
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+1 y

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  😂😂🤣🤣
  
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sidzyyy Follow
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Naaa..

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Anonymous
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I don't have any, but can I volunteer someone else's?

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I want to see that happen to a watermelon

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ImpressiveUsername Follow
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No. No, I can't say that I have.

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Ummm.. No not really 😅

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my balls are almost invisible cuz of steroids

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Anonymous
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Oh yes PLAY WITH MY BALLS MOMMY!!!

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what purpose does this serve?

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loginfailed Follow
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If it feels good

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Yes.

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Halucinator Follow
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Gosh no

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No..

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No tf

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Anonymous
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Nah brah thats some Asian kink brah

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Why do you need it

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