Which white suburban mom are you?

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Anonymous
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None of the above. I find suburbia suffocating. Cindy, Terry and Susan types kind of scare me. You don't want to get into a fight with them. Sadly this describes Cindy, Terry and Susan types describes most of the moms of girls who were on my daughter's high school drill team. Well even the non white moms were Cindy, Terry and Susan.

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AlienParasite Follow
Guru Age: 29 , mho 57%

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Not sure... I'm many times dead inside, going to be a career mom, I like board games, and I like wine... I hope not to get in an unhappy marriage but if so... Can we forget this ladies and can I be Beth?

Note: If it's not possible... Cindy because of the Book Club

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Sensmind Follow
Yoda Age: 57 , mho 40%

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There is a Showtime TV series in that question somewhere (LoL)

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WhiteSteve Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 60%

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Probably closest to Sharon, shades of Cindy and Susan lmao

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HOAAH Follow
Guru Age: 40 , mho 46%

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Nancy would be the closest to me. I am not gluten free but i do encourage my family to eat healthy. I do not have a blog but i do write on gag. I do not have an etsy shop but i do like to sell used things online. I am into playing board games with family.

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GigiMary Follow
Xper 5 Age: 30 , mho 41%

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I see myself becoming Cindy.

I already have the book club (attend, don't host), the wine, and being really kinky.

Now I just need to get married to my boyfriend and have a daughter with him to fully complete my transformation.

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WildNekoWolf Follow
Xper 7 Age: 23

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I'm sorry, but "Terry" is supposed to be Karen. This picture is incorrectly labeled.

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- GayHowellMeme
  
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  I agree
  
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DeeDeeDeVour Follow
Master Age: 54 , mho 41%

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I'm not a mother. :(
If I am, I'd definitely be 'Sharon' minus the affair since I have a younger man of my own.

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- DeeDeeDeVour
  
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  "... since I *already have a younger man of my own."
  
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Aurora10 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 30

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Your question doesn't match your poll responses. I'd be Nancy.

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ImagineSketchy Follow
Yoda Age: 30

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I'm probably a Kathy or a Sharon without the affair...

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Cuppo_Mode Follow
Xper 5 Age: 20

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Karen
Becouse I need the fucking manager to take this shit down becouse there is no minion memes mom

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Clearblueskye Follow
Xper 5 Age: 32

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I’m definitely a Nancy lol I’m health conscious and I like board games.

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MollyTheOriginal Follow
Xper 6 Age: 33

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A cross between Kathy and Cindy. Just need to remember not to mix the xanax and wine though, yikes.

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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Ewww none of them.
They all seem too boring and conformist.
I'd never live in the suburbs.
Also I'm mixed race, not white

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- Warmapplecrumble
  
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  Loool
  
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anmari2001 Follow
Guru Age: 25 , mho 40%

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I am An-Mari, the pug lady

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angelgirl7 Follow
Explorer Age: 29 , mho 50%

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Kathy but without the Xanax stash.

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- Warmapplecrumble
  
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  Whats xanax stash
  
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Smiley_face101 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 26 , mho 33%

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Sharon but super loyal :)

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MzAsh Follow
Master Age: 41 , mho 54%

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Either Nancy or Sharon lol

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GoodatBad Follow
Xper 4 Age: 33

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But I bet they ALL fuck like thoroughbreds

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Anonymous
(36-45)

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Lol, you never lived in the suburbs have you?

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Anonymous
(18-24)

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Kathy is my spirit animal.

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Iron_Man Follow
Mentor Age: 46

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I'm not a mom I'm an Iron man warrior

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Shuri Follow
Xper 6 Age: 36

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None because I don’t have kids lol

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Hurdleez-Swampede Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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I am not a mom. I am a man.

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Clarke498 Follow
Guru Age: 27

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I'd like to end up with Cindy most i'm sure.

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JesseTheMan Follow
Yoda Age: 26

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819 opinions shared on Other topic.

The hot one but I also want the Xanax stash

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- JamesBoradil03
  
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  feel ya there famXD
  
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Warmapplecrumble Follow
Guru Age: 34 , mho 43%

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794 opinions shared on Other topic.

Kathy lol

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nerms123 Follow
Guru Age: 44 , mho 42%

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1.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

Yeah. Just yeah.

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MissChasityL Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 41%

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Nancy 😂

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yourfavperson Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29

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i want to be sharon but im kathy

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Mädchen Follow
Xper 7 Age: 30 , mho 48%

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definetly Kathy

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AimeeEllenn Follow
Xper 5 Age: 25 , mho 67%

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100% Kathy 😬😂

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CarpetDenim Follow
Master Age: 23 , mho 31%

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Kathy

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ghostqueen Follow
Master Age: 28 , mho 32%

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I think I'm Nancy.

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rubyrose83 Follow
Yoda Age: 43 , mho 38%

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337 opinions shared on Other topic.

Sharon

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kanelives Follow
Xper 6 Age: 28

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Kancy

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GuidoThePizzaMaker Follow
Yoda Age: 30

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Nancy 😍😚

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LuvAsh Follow
Yoda Age: 24

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Omg😂😂😂😂😂

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Yoda Age: 25

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543 opinions shared on Other topic.

Kathy

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Nayrr Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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Susan

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NobodyInPatrickular Follow
Xper 3 Age: 25

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Yes.

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LuWe22 Follow
Guru Age: 30

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Kathy

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Alexis1992 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 33

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Cindy.

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grega239 Follow
Guru Age: 33

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899 opinions shared on Other topic.

What about Karen?

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- Clarke498
  
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  They gave her the name Terry.
  
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- grega239
  
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  I hope whoever swithec her name isn't a manager😀
  
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CoffeeWC Follow
Guru Age: 29

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2.2K opinions shared on Other topic.

Kathy

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Master Age: 33

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Cindy

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Xper 2 Age: 35

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kathy

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Anonymous
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Kathy

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