Where is the weirdest place you've had to pee/poo because you were desperate?

[Anonymous]

Where is the weirdest place you've had to pee/poo because you were desperate?
Do you have any stories about it?

[Aisha122323]

Memories from my twenties... The time when a friend of mine (girl) and I suddenly had to hide ourselves in a room during a house party, in order not to be caught there by some people (our boyfriends!) who arrived unexpectedly during the evening and for some reasons they absolutely didn't have to know that my friend and I were there.
Unfortunately for us when we run in that room we had already the bladders pretty full (we had some beer before) and those people remained at the party about two hours and half! That means that we remained inside the room for the same time and it was damn too long to hold our pee. The room was a sort of elegant study with no chance to take a comfortable and secure pee anywhere.
We held our pee for about one hour and half without complaining, just spent the time talking and smoking a couple of cigarettes, but then my friend started to say that she could not resist anymore and that she was about to burst and I was more or less in the same situation.
At first we thought to try to pee outside the window, but we almost immediately discarded this idea because we were afraid to fall down and also to be seen by somebody outside. So I said that I would have peed directly on the floor and I was about to do it immediately, but my friend stopped me claiming that the floor was made with a precious wood flooring and pissing on it would have done a serious and expensive damage that we should have had to compensate.
So we remained thinking and clutching our crotches still for a while, when overwhelmed by the desperation I said (half seriously) that the only salvation would have be peeing in the goldfish bowl that was on a desk. First my friend replied complaining again, claiming that the fish swimming inside the bowl would have been harmed by our pee, but after some minutes she broke the silence and exclaimed: "Ok! I don't care! I do it!". So she took the fish bowl from the desk and placed it on the floor, unzipped and pulled down her jeans, popping a very low squat over the bowl in order to keep her vagina right above the opening of the bowl and released a very powerful stream that hit directly the water making a lot of foam. She peed and peed, never seemed to end. When she finally finished she was visibly relieved.
At that point I thought I could not avoid to do the same thing after her, so I did it too. I raised my skirt, lowered my panties and popped a very low squat like my friend, releasing a huge quantity of pee inside the bowl with a strong stream that hissed loudly until the end and I felt sooo good, but also a bit sorry for what we did.
The bowl was now full up to the top and we had to move it back in its place on the furniture, handling it very carefully in order not to spill.
After this, we had to remain more or less 45 minutes more in that room, but thank God we didn't need to pee anymore!

[Teeshawithwings]

Near an abandoned building which had a side plot and it was kinda secluded... because i was late from work which i normally am not and i had another 45 mins or so till i reached home

[stuntbrain]

My pants