As an adult have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

Question

Today I really needed a pee so I thought I'd go in the deep end. Unfortunately the lifeguard spotted me and blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

Seriously though, we've all done it as kids but have you ever done it as an adult?

ohshee · Accepted Answer

That's the first thing I do as soon as I get in the pool that way if I do the first my body then is protected from k i d PEE got to be honest I won't get in the swimming pool anymore I used to have to take care of a pool believe me there's over three thousand one hundred and something different types of bacterias in there. Remember when your kid you be swimming and you put water in your mouth and spit it out now I don't even want that water on your skin and when you see how many chemicals has to go into a pool just to keep the water clean it will Amaze you but I guarantee that you go to a pool and I bet you every person in that pool except for maybe two or three Lee's in the pool

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Yeah have a few times.

last time this guy got really pissed off and started shouting at me.

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admittedly I could hardly hear him from the 10 meter board, but I think I made rainbows 🌈 with the pee stream, bloody high up.

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I haven’t been in a pool in years. But I did recently pee in the ocean and that’s literally because I knew I wouldn’t make it to the bathroom.

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

Nah and surprisingly my kids never ever pee in the pool. I have to take them to the bathroom so often at the pool and it's very annoying 😣

EssenceOfLight · Answer

That's why I dislike public swimming pools. "Seriously though, we've all done it as kids but have you ever done it as an adult? " Kids, adults... there is no difference

sarahlumpkin · Answer

No. But I think the statement that the water turns purple is an urban legend

AndrewMG · Answer

I mean I definitely never did as a kid let alone as an adult so I'm not on board with the "we've all done it as kids" statement lol

spartan55 · Answer

How the hell did the lifeguard know you were peeing?

Bean2k · Answer

Speaking of swimming pools, what's a big and fat and can breathe under water? Not my ex-girlfriend I can tell you that.

Kaneki05 · Answer

Of course, getting out just to get back in too much effort.

Guido · Answer

That's how you warm the water. Ever wonder how people can sit at a swim up bar and drink all day without leaving? You know they are keeping their spot warm.

Anonymous · Answer

Im horrified to hear how fuckin uncivilized y'all were as kids. I never did that shit

Pj1981 · Answer

Of course I have, almost every time I've been in one

Wiredone · Answer

I've peed in the woods and the shower, never a pool.

Anonymous · Answer

Persistently peeing in the pool is a early sign your child may become a serial killer

Wetfet · Answer

I haven't been in a pool in a very long time. But yes i totally would.

harsh160805 · Answer

No I never peed after bein in adolescence but in my childhood did it once at she of 5...

Anonymous · Answer

I regularly pee into the pool from the diving board

Anonymous · Answer

Every chance I get. And if I've ever been a guest at your house, I guarantee that I have peed in your sink.

Anonymous · Answer

And you gave him a blow job and he forgot the whole matter.

Red_Arrow · Answer

Nope. Never as an adult.

loves2learn · Answer

As an adult? Lol! Nah! As a kid I did for sure!

jshm2 · Answer

Why would I pee in my own pool?

exitseven · Answer

Nope, I always pee before I go in.

Andres77 · Answer

What? No... of course not...🙄

karaspara · Answer

Yes and the sea

Wise4myage · Answer

No, only when I was a kid.

Mark987 · Answer

Only once and I was really drunk but usually NO

Tunasub · Answer

Lol I can not say that I have...

Fuentes · Answer

I knew you had some sort of special needs

OddBeMe · Answer

Only reason I built a swimming pool.

CreamySeed · Answer

I bet you wet his whistle

Allisone · Answer

No never. It's disrespectful.

iBeowulf · Answer

Liar

chloer2021 · Answer

When I was like 10

DaveToo · Answer

Who hasn't?

Mike4427 · Answer

Nope

Protein_mate · Answer

Nahh gross never

legalboxers · Answer

not intentionally...

EaterPeter · Answer

Nope.

ItsMeItsMe1989 · Answer

nope!

jimmy2 · Answer

Lol cid you go ahead

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